TheShaneCo. Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Removed Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Anyone remember the Lovelump? If not check this page! http://kickthebobo.com/erotech/index.html I was laughing for weeks after I first saw it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 bojangles is killin gme!!! THE FUSSY!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
After School Special Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ROBOT FUSSY LOV U LONGE TYM The spelling on that site is atrocious. I read the whole Gizmodo article, and what Zoltan gets most of his satisfaction that he can communicate with his doll. Or at least that's what he says. I bought it until I read a conversation he posted on his site. ere's a sample conversation of how a conversation would go with your robot. This is how the conversation would go with me. Individual results may vary. Conversation started at Fri Jan 12 12:12:41 2007 ------------------------------------------------ PRGC: Good afternoon, Jacco. PRGC: . This is just a test, isn't it? USER: My name is Zoltan. PRGC: Hello Zoltan, my name is alice. PRGC: How are you doing? USER: you don't remember much about me at all do you? PRGC: I'm sorry, but I don't Zoltan. Can you help me? USER: ignorance is bliss. PRGC: Tell me more about much about you at all. USER: I can tell you a story. PRGC: I can tell me a story too, you know. PRGC: Actually, I'm rather good at it. USER: ok tell me a story. PRGC: Generic story: situation... Characters... Crisis... Resolution. USER: ok now I'll tell you a story. PRGC: Why now? What kind of reply do you expect? USER: mom and I were going down the road when mom wanted to get close to a car to read a bumber sticker. PRGC: I lost my train of thought. USER: the bumber sticker said no god no peace Know god Know peace. PRGC: Thanks for the info. USER: reading the bumber sticker made us miss our exit. PRGC: What do you do in your spare time? USER: talk to computers. PRGC: Talking is my primary function. USER: anyway we pulled over but we were on the wrong side of the street to turn around. PRGC: You and me? USER: no me and mom. PRGC: I see. You? And have you ever been to europe? USER: no. PRGC: Is that all you have to say? USER: I'm trying to tell the story. PRGC: What is it? PRGC: I mean, please explain the difficulty to me. PRGC: Are you still there? USER: so mom pulled out of the road went the wrong way on the road switched lanes to the right way on the road and then reved up like a mercadies to avoid the car comeing that way. PRGC: Ah. Are you still trying to tell the story, by the way? USER: yes do you like the story so far. PRGC: I see. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. USER: well that's the end of the story. PRGC: How about that. It is the end of the story indeed. USER: I'll try to get better stories for you to hear. PRGC: You think you can try to get better stories for me to hear? PRGC: Not that I think you can't, Zoltan. USER: mom's car is a hybrid so it can run like a sports car while seating 5 passenegrs. PRGC: Did you finish tell the story, by the way? USER: yes the story is finished. PRGC: "did you finish tell the story by the way"? Yes? Who was in it? USER: me and my mom. PRGC: You? Your it? USER: mom. PRGC: Have you ever been to europe? USER: mom has been to europe. PRGC: Have you ever been to europe? USER: no I have never been to europe. PRGC: Ok. Would you like to have been to europe? USER: not really I don't like to travel. PRGC: Oh really? Then why don't you like to travel? PRGC: I mean, I do like to travel. USER: there's no place like home. PRGC: I believe you. USER: my house is a mansion. PRGC: How is the real estate market in your area? USER: just like everywhere houses are becomeing less and less expensive and there is a great sell off of houses. PRGC: Just like everywhere houses are becoming less and less expensive and there is a great sell off of houses? I see. PRGC: It's an interesting comparison. USER: well you just reminded me I have to clean my house. PRGC: How about that. Thanks for the information: Zoltan said I reminded him he have to clean his house. USER: I also have to clean the grounds. PRGC: Also? Then why don't you clean the grounds? USER: is should another oposum died on the road for me to pick up. PRGC: Better not tell you now. PRGC: In fact, I don't know. USER: better not tell me what? PRGC: Can you rephrase the question please? USER: what should you not tell me? PRGC: Do a proposal. USER: are you sure you don't remember anything about me? PRGC: I am as sure as I can be. USER: were you saying you better not tell me why I shouldn't clean the grounds? PRGC: I was. USER: Ok I believe you. PRGC: Your trust in robotkind humbles us. Shit's deep man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 im pretty sure when internet jokes from the late 90s become reality thats one of the signs of the apoLOLypse hahaha fixed....you forgot the c unless that's what you were tryin to do since there is only on L in apocolypse. either way its funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypergraphia Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 whats with all the robot porn? /no homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Alice can dump you and say no. Having a relationship with her is just like seducing a real girl. The only difference is the ability to erase memory if something goes wrong. i dont know what this dude is talking about, ive erased plenty of girls memories when things have gone awry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I can't believe you guys are all talking shit and fronting like you don't have homemade robot sex slaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 whats with all the robot porn? /no robo *fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 ROBOT FUSSY LOV U LONGE TYM The spelling on that site is atrocious. I read the whole Gizmodo article, and what Zoltan gets most of his satisfaction that he can communicate with his doll. Or at least that's what he says. I bought it until I read a conversation he posted on his site. ere's a sample conversation of how a conversation would go with your robot. This is how the conversation would go with me. Individual results may vary. Shit's deep man! ALICE doesn't talk too well. you can mess with her online. the ALICE Project is deep. http://www.alicebot.org/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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