eviltrailer77 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Nah, I ain't fucked with any of that shit in years TPBM got a phone call from somebody they hadn't heard from in years, and had assumed was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False. Tpbm sells love to another man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 I flick bitches to my friends if they buy the next round. True. TPBM only writes in red pen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False tpbm has OCD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 false, i dont think so anyway tpbm has some typa undiagnosed psychological dysfunction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False tpbm wishes that dog would stop barking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 No shit my pit just woke up out of a sound sleep, took off at a dead run, barking her ass off and ran head long in to the wall. She is so fucking dumb. TPBM is wondering how all these goddamn flies got in the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False. Tpbm has some sort of undiagnosed bitch nigga disorder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False. tpbm needs to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False. Have nothing on tap but I'm not getting toey. tpbm is a sex camel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False, Human, tpbm is a turtle. (hard on the outside, soft on the inside) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 false tpbm is about to be in some bullshit soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 You tell me. Ever since the curly braids tpbm would earn a wage with the 20 gauge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 fi true tpbm is bouta hit the gym right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Frue frue. Tpbm chops niggagas up in makez sammiches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 false the peanut racket is even harder tpbm reads to blind children, but makes up their own parts to the classics as they go along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 Nah i feel bad for them son. Tpbm has the words "devilishly handsome super villain" on their resume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 falsified - it just says "HIRE ME. PAY ME" in bold, with nothing else tpbm is generally polite & says thank you every time, but as soon as a "youre welcome" is not returned, they go beast mode & scream (in front of as many people as they have to) "thats where you say youre welcome - learn some common courtesy you dumb motherfucker!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 wow. very very very true...actually describes me perfectly. the person below me prays. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 True. Tpbm juss got their first negs in like 2 years -____- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 false. i get them all the time. the person below me has an std. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 False. Tpbm's last name is fuckenmeyer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 29, 2013 Share Posted May 29, 2013 maaaaad true tpbm had some hot sex with their ex in their new crib last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 False. Letting an ex know your new address is crayyy. Unless I misread that. TPBM thinks I misread that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 nah man, she aint bouta do shit.. right? tpbm just ate a pot pie, they bouta be dehydrated as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 True? Tpbm wants culo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 true...a hot latinas culo. the person below me thinks that bubba sparxxx was a good rapper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 False tpbm insults others often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 false...once in a while. the person below me has tennis elbow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 False tpbm gets turned on by the girls moaning when they hit the tennis ball :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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