massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Dure ture. Tpbm knows if without the trousers are we nude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I concur. TPBM gags off the smell of his own farts and is regularly upset by them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Falze. Tpbm thinks there's a tube in the throat of the elderly man on the frog in the log at the bottom of the sea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 if thats some next level lemon party thing, probably tpbm has found themselves pissing in a spot where they may or may not have rocked something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 True. Tpbm would rather be unflappable than unfappable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 sure. tpbm hates niggers, chinks, asians, and homosexuals of all types, and thinks that they all stink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Falsehood. tpbm has a super wigger friend that says the old n word all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 True, except he is just a majorly cocky Englishman. He makes a point of dropping it round one of our only black friends aswell. TPBM has taken part in a 'jack off session' using pillows as dividers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Can't say i have. Tpbm thinks cracker is a state of mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 True. TPBM is still a bit weirded out by the 'jack off session' line...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 false, missed that tpbm just got escorted out of the hood so they didn't catch beef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Falze. Tpbm lives in da northeast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Exact opposite. TPBM just saw some local wildlife eat some of their new garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 False. Tpbm calls their garden their goonden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 false tpbm got too many niggaz problems, duh fuck yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 My skinny frame will take the weight of the world. True. TPBM knows it has to get worse before it gets better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Mmm false. Tpbm would step on a bear trap for $50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 False fuck that. Tpbm remembers no details of the weekend besides puking on the subway and getting laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Heavens no. Tpbm would look thru shit for a quarter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 maybe if its a rare quarter worth its weight in silver (if its worth like 50 bucks, sure..). wear gloves & all, then disinfect with rubbing alcohol tpbm jingles all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fi true. Tpbm would rather get cuffed and spend the night locked up than get stung by a bee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 false.. unless i is allergic to bee stings tpbm would punch a beehive naked for a cool thousand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Mite. Tpbm thinks assault should be decriminalized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Meh, not really a violent person. If someone/ a bunch of fags came up and started beating on a brother with no consequence I'd be cheesed tho. So false I guess. But then again the retaliation would be horrendous if I could find out who dunnit. Tpbm vaguely remembers doing rapsprays in the wee hours of the morning on Sunday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Fif. Tpbm has seen a big mouse with a stick in its mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 false tpbm needs everyone to just chill the fuck out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 true, people take shit too seriously tpbm is sore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Falsr. you never seen a big mouse with a... Tpbm knows if these are teardrops or raindrops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 True raindrops Tpbm can explain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 my mom screamed outlouad when i explained it to her and showed the picture of the little motherfucker in the bowl tpbm has a friend with a really severe drug/alcohol addiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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