Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False I want to get one as a pet and train it to spray people on command Tpbm thinks that would be an awesome pet if they ever got pulled over by the cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Well logically speaking no. Tpbm may die in a scuffle but they're takin 40 devils Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false...i will never die in a scuffle..martial arts will save me. the person below me knows martial arts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True Tpbm is to fat to do martial arts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false. the person below me has gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True. Morning farts are the best. TPBM has two showers a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. Tpbm wants to be shot to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False, I want to go out like Quang Duc Tpbm has how they are going to die planned out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false.. it aint what you plan, but what happens in between. also, quang duc appears to have been a next level badass tpbm has a confetti machine & clowns planned for their funeral but is concerned something might happen in between, consequently ruining their death party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Word fi word. Tpbm thinks this new ninja turtles is ghey ass fock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False, I have an alcohol and drug fueled orgy planned False, didn't even know they had new ninja turtles Tpbm thinks i'm joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I've seen some references popping up recently, but I know nothing of it, so I couldn't blame you. False. No jokes. TPBM thinks this would be a smart purchase to make; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True. reminds me of sanford and son. Tpbm reminds me of sanford and son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 true tpbm can really take a punch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True. After the first time you get properly belted you realise that it's not going to kill you. Been a long while since someone felt the need to punch me though. TPBM gets into fisticuffs on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Not so much anymore probably get into it once every couple months or something Tpbm is gonna tell me where this virus is lurking on my computer so i can get rid of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Back doe. Tpbm broke a bottle over some dudes head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 true Tpbm has had a bottle broken over their head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. Worst I've had is a tyre iron, two blokes holding my arms, one bloke swinging at my noggin. TPBM doesn't like watching fights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Ouch that had to hurt True, not into violence Tpbm is a passafist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Bullshit. all you talk about is killin people and burnin shit. Tpbm is not in love. it's just a silly phase they're going through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 False, though I wish it were true Tpbm wishing they could have been on the haight during the summer of love Also mass since when have I just talked about burning shit and killing people? I will admit I use violence even though I dislike it, but sometimes you just got to knock someone out cause the situation calls for it, not saying its right just saying it is what is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Nah. idk you seem like someone who is frequently agressive in situations that don't call for it. Unless it's just cocky forest talk. are you in the woods? Tpbm could give a fuck about someone's anger issue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Could, or couldn't? I don't really care as long as it doesn't effect me. TPBM is easily effected by shit that has nothing to do with them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 true, tho drifting more and more towards false with every day tpbm is putting alot of effort into helping an ex con ex gang member probably ex killer into giving them the help they need, but probably not the help they deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 False. Tpbm would jizz on their own phone screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 False. Tpbm thinks the inside of this benz coupe look like soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 True cooking salmon, couscous, veggies and some breadsticks with a salad on the side. Tpbm can't cook all that well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 true...i'm barely an adult tpbm should've bought more beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 False. Tpbm likes simplistic repetitive lyrics that are easy to remember Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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