Illuminati Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 true Tpbm loves having some bitch lick her juices off their dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false edit* true. who doesnt? maybe some puritans tpbm ganks groceries like j-roc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Nope. Tpbm has writer's block Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 true tpbm is edgar ellen poe without the class Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False. Classy af. Tpbm will continue to hit the hardest wether they write or scrap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false. might hit that d hard as fuck later tho. ha just kidding im over that d. tpbm has no problem going out by themselves- to eat or have a drink or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 true to the drink and true if it's a fast food place, would feel weird sitting at a restaurant alone. TPBM doesn't like mint chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false tpbm | mdqt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Gonna go ahead and say false. Tpbm thinks these men don't know about shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 idk. maybe theyre just "fancy" tpbm would wear a fur coat in front of a crowd of angry hippies looking to front & just smile at them while drinking a tallboy from a fur beer cozy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Sho. Tpbm would steal a bum cart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false tpbm has stopped, pulled over, went into their trunk and got a bag of cans out of their trunk and gave it to a pager (out here, thats a term for a can collecting bum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False. tpbm thinks the cops won't understand them and give up if they speak spanish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False, you got to speak both spanish and Portuguese just to fuck with them. Or you got to speak some language they couldn't possibly find a translator for. Tpbm has seen the cops just give up on one of their boys when he gave them some really complex fake name they couldn't figure out how to spell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False. Tpbm would fuck a goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false tpbm fucked his best friends mom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False. Tpbm fucked his best friend's goose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false. wouldnt be no best friend, then. or a friend tpbm would do such a thing. guess im just passing the question one post down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false to the mom, maybe the goose tpbm has run a marathon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 ^sleazy & characterless. if youre a friend of his irl who knows its his account, dont trust this guy. ever dont really have a question. peace dawg~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 True. on all accounts. Tpbm thinks thy shall not spill thy seed into thy sock and cram it into the bottom of the hamper like it's been there all along Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 the other sock? false. its cool if said socks were clean & you know youre gonna do laundry the next day.. its whatever.. as long as it wasnt all crusty & broke in half, you could just wash it & wear it again.. just dont let them jizzy ol socks sit there smelling funky, though - out of self respect tpbm is one of those false puritans who denys masturbating, or did in school (but is actually a chronic masturbater) you - "whatd you do on the weekend?" him - "who said i was masterbating!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Tpbm thinks sonia from operation repo is awfully judgemental for a 400 pound goth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 true? I don't watch that show but it sounds like it. TPBM has a a drug addiction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 True nicotine Tpbm doesn't think thats what he meant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 true, but its still true tpbm could give a fuck less about this golf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 True golf sucks Tpbm went to the game today and their team won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
protester Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 False. My team plays today. Nice one though. TPBM is sitting in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 false i got the light on so i can see what im doing tpbm wants to come work for me so i can drink beer instead of snipping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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