massgraff Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false. desert storm vagine. tpbm thinks all that odd future shit is wack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 true. some little boy shit tpbm plays the guitar everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false. tpbm is a bear fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 true tpbm would really like to try a krabby patty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 sorta. tpbm likes cheese and fries superstar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 true. lost about the superstar part in fine print, but do see the cheese & the fries part in bold. contract signed tpbm has a pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false tpbm has a name for their genitalia, and if so, will share Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false tpbm has jacked off to their own porn tape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false tpbm suspects the piercing this chick didnt tell them about is on her clit, and their excited about discovering that later.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false. i think robert plants done that, though. listening to him wail sometimes reminds me of some narcissistic hollywood junkie, masturbating to how much he loves himself while shooting up at the same time. listen to dazed & confused & tell me thats not what you hear edit* false.. wouldnt want a chick with her vag pierced. id think its weird if a chick i was really into just turned around one day & was like "hey you should get your dick pierced because its hawt!" tpbm is like nah man - pierced vag all the way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Nah man. Tpbm thinks men be actin all like zombies at the mall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false i cant remember the last time ive been at the mall tpbm has tagged inside a mall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 tralse. lets just say never tpbm knows someone with a pierced dick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 i dont know a not gay way to say this, but true tpbm doesnt care to know how Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 False, tell the story Tpbm has multiple piercings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false none tpbm is never going to get a tattoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 well whos to say what ill never do tpbm is watching a fucked up movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 False, chilling at a bus station tpbm laughs at old western dudes with equally old and gross thai ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false tpbm wishes the server wasnt fucking up so they could fucking go to sleep already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false about to watch the awesomeness that is the walking dead and then pass the fuck out Tpbm heard gunshots while in their house today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 False. But I did hear then last night/morn around 2am - 3am. Neighbour must've got a new toy because it fuckin' boomed. TPBM would investigate if they heard gunshots at 2am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 False, I'd look out my window but that'd probably be the extent of it. Tpbm's sleeping schedule got fucked by daylight savings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false tpbm gets deja vu often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 true tpbm is dazed and confused Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false Tpbm thinks about other woman while smashing on their girlfriend on the regular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Classified Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 true, i have done so quiet a bit, person below buys mates drinks with tip jar money (stolen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aLBERThOFFMAN Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 False, stealing from those things is pretty heartless. Tpbm thinks that broad they've been trying to smash from time might finally give it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 True. Tpbm likes jar jar binks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false i dont like star wars tpbm has a hoe named reel-to-reel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 false Tpbm has walked up to some chicks bicycle seat and sniffed it after she got off just to fuck with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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