massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false. tpbm's dreams broke into individual particles like porcelain figurines attached to them like barnacles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true. tpbm has no tolerance for nonsense, get away from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false tpbm has a wireless printer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false. Tpbm hates what you've become, hates you have your freedom, hates watching the reruns, hates given you refunds, I call em how I see em. When (tpbm) sees scum they free from their legions, cerebrums (tpbm) sees none, it's true but its just really dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 mmm somehow correct. tpbm prefers crabs the warthog over piles the beaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 what the fuck? tpbm can make sense of massgraff right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false tpbm has came up with an invention that came true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true. goddammit. tpbm wants to make a stupid invention to make some easy cash. Like a fuckin pet rock or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false Tpbm is gonna tell me an easy way to make mannequins have basic arm movements for a project im working on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true. a ball for an elbow with a hole.. to run a malleable wire though. then the length of the arms would also need a hole along the centre, though - to tie it all together & make it move like a believable arm kinda like (the "||" are the N/S poles of the ball) -----||----- ----- - ----- -----||----- or just push a cart full of ken dolls & mutilate them. like 50 arms = one giant bendy arm tpbm feels like they can eat & burn up way more food than a normal person is supposed to be able to. ill take on that asshole from man vs food any day of the week. actually i wont.. but still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 mmm nope. tpbm thinks "project i'm working on" is a euphemism for robo sex slave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true tpbm has worked at a car wash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false. tpbm thinks them rednecks up in the mountains'll try'n slay you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 prob tpbm forced their friend to smoke a cigarette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false EDIT: True, I used to force friends to smoke whole packs and would never let anyone I know quit. Tpbm would think it was strange when me and some of them rednecks rolled up on you strapped cause you happened to walk down the wrong driveway also You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to MedicineCabinet again even though that is not gonna quite cover want i want them to be able to do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false, id put it in reverse and bail tpbm never has anything good to say on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true tpbm has rode in an ambulance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true. twice when i was little.. both times, my head was bleeding profusely tpbm loves their mama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 ya mon tpbm was a little bummed when they found out Jason Lee is a Scientologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false tpbm has a friend who is a scientologist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false. tpbm shoots the breeze with the mailman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false...we got beef tpbm put deep cold therapy on their balls while on shrooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false tpbm can play a full song on a guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false...the riff of 'come as you are' thats about it tpbm thinks theres probably perks to being senile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false. tpbm shines bright like a forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false tpbm has threatened a customer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 yuppers tpbm would try bunny hopping a milk crate for $50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 false, because id just hurt myself. bmxing scares/impresses me & looks harder than skating.. every little mistake is a hard to bail tangle of metal that you can mangle yourself on in countless ways tpbm believes in a higher power. not aliens or whatever, but more of an all-encompassing, eternal cosmic force which is self aware. God, you could say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 Nope. Just Aliens. TPBM believes in themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 true...the leader of a cult of one tpbm knows what happened to canibus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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