CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true tpbm got less than 5 hours of sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 False, is looking that way tonight. Someone is snoring up a storm in the dorm. Tpbm hostels over hotels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. tpbm fell out of a helicopter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false tpbm knows someone who is over 6'6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true tpbm is under 5'5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 only where it counts. tpbm spent most of yesterday recovering from friday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false tpbm reads the paper every morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 true but digital copy tpbm stunk out their bathroom something horrible this morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 False. Outdoor toilet. TPBM won't see another human for at least three hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false tpbm has taken organic chemistry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 27, 2013 Share Posted January 27, 2013 false. tpbm lost about 60 pounds when they stopped eating boogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false tpbm just got a shitty haircut (but fixed it up pretty good themself after a few drinks...that shit isn't rocket science) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 False. I go to the best. TPBM never uses hair product. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 just shampoo tpbm knows how to change a flat tire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false. tpbm got a face tattoo this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false..almost wanted to leave this for someone that could answer "true" tpbm hasn't read a novel this year and frankly doesn't see it happening anytime soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 true im still not done reading tpbm has over a foot of snow where they live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 Canadian so strangely false tpbm has a business card with a picture of their dick on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 true. my jizzness card. tpbm likes wu tangnam style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false tpbm has beef patties in the freezer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 the jamaican ones true. tpbm has an antique scale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false...digi tpbm carried that huge plunger around home depot with no shame whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false tpbm knows how to solve a rubix cube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false. tpbm's ass looks good in a thong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I have a large, round, and very hairy ass. I'm gonna lean on false. tpbm sees opportunity in their female friends break ups. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 fi true. tpbm has broken an escalator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 true...kick it 3 steps from the top and it stops tpbm has broken an elevator 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 true. tpbm wants a highly skilled chinese baby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 I used to know how to reverse one in a city department store. Hahaha. Confused the shit out of people. TPBM has to sign off on OH&S procedures in their workplace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 28, 2013 Share Posted January 28, 2013 false tpbm is 1099 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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