massgraff Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false. tpbm would wear a shirt that says "real men twerk" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 I have no idea what a 'twerk' is. Sorry. TPBM knows what the fuck mass is talkin' about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true its some dance that black females participate in tpbm doesnt have an antivirus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false. tpbm is under 6ft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Ha! False. TPBM is wondering if they're growing, or there clothes are getting smaller..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true i think im still growing tpbm had a bob marley poster in their college dorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false. tpbm i rained on tpbm's college ass disco dorm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true tpbm thinks this logout, then log back in shit is about as dumb a solution as ordering your food at the drive thru, walking into the fucking restaurant to get it, and then walking back your car and driving off. cmon, 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true. someone needs to fix it how hard can it be for fuck sakes. its prob some little tweak in the layout or something tpbm has broken their nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 got my nose broke, does that count? tpbm thinks so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true tpbm signature is their initials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 sometimes at work. i sign a lot of shit. tpbm can't wait for friday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true, I get paid friday Tpbm can't wait to hit the stripclub tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false i need that right now tpbm has rode on a horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true. 2wice. tpbm has been to a strip club where most of the dancers had bullet wounds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false though i've been to one that probably would have passed but I made my boy leave after 5 minutes of watching him throw money at some fat 40+ stripper with cum on her face. Tpbm eats food at the stripclub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false tpbm has slept with a stripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true, most recent was when i was banging this crazy stripper bitch a couple years ago. Bitch went nuts when I was at her house one time and secretly called the cops on me when we went to go rent a movie to watch. Show back up cops are there and she is trying so hard to get me arrested, I just told the cops she was pissed I talked to my ex and they let me go. Bitch did snitch me out about some shit though, and the funniest shit was she brought out some drugs and said those are his I bought them to do with him. The cops just looked at me said did she really just say she bought those drugs to do with you and expect we were gonna arrest you them? Tpbm rawdoged a stripper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false. tpbm doesn't think life has any real point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false Tpbm knows that the point of life is to rawdog strippers so your love juices are dripping out of them as men throw money at them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 hmm. i guess that has as much merit as any other life path in this pointless journey. tpbm has had some sort of non-facial piercing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 False, body has had bad reactions to the 2 piercings I ever got so never tried again Tpbm has pulled someones piercing out during a fight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false tpbm has bet over 200 dollars on something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 True, though it was playing poker. Tpbm has a girl but still beats off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 basically you thinks end of watch was tihgt n hard body nshit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 False tpbm barely has money for gas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 true tpbm has dipped his pen in the company ink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false tpbm is passing out in the next 5 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false. tpbm really should stand up straight instead of crawling around like a scallywag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicbomb Posted January 23, 2013 Share Posted January 23, 2013 false tpbm hasnt gotten pxssy in over 8 months Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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