theprotester Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Never seen it. So, not sure. TPBM is sharing a drink they call loneliness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 True. i'm passing time with strangers but this bottle is my only friend. Tpbm speaks only in turkey clucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 23, 2012 Share Posted December 23, 2012 Rare breed. TPBM just realised they've had the same song on repeat for an hour now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false havent listen to music lately kinda weird tpbm is taking a shit right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false Tpbm molested a mall santa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False. TPBM has ears on the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False I picked them up after my killing spree and made a nice necklace out of them I'm giving my girl for santa is a pedophile day Tpbm thinks 48 tall boys probably isn't enough beer for my tree genocide day party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 not nearly enough..C'mon son Tpbm drinks only once or twice a week, but always to excess/ blackout/ is an alcoholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False I drink every day of the week, only sometimes black out and I don't go to fucking meetings though I might have to cut back due to running up an average of a $40 daily bar tab recently Tpbm is court ordered to go to meetings and always shows up drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Fuck you. True. TPBM doesn't remember the last time they FELT drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False, was drunk last night. TPBM has Allstate car insurance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false no need to insure stolen whips Tpbm got kicked off the internet by their isp for piracy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False. TPBM wears a fanny pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false tpbm wore a fanny pack in the 90s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Where else do you keep your tapes? True. TPBM lives in a country where fanny means vagina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 nay. if tpbm where a godzilla monster, which would they be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 dont get it. if ure asking where would i be godzilla id destroy shit up in dubai take down the tallest building in the world tpbm has a foot size over 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 True. US 14. Depends on the brand these days though. Sucks because some brands don't fit me at all. TPBM wears watches with dead batteries. Time has no place on their wrist, but bling belongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False, I haven't wore a watch in many years. TPBM could care less about Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 To care less would require caring in the first place...? So... false. TPBM has a real Christmas tree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 True, resident Christmas cheerleader. The person below me is going to drink heavily starting today and going all the way through Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False. TPBM likes egg nog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 Never had it.. Tpbm puts their password into the username space and does not give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 The opposite. Tpbm used to get boy and girled up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False. TPBM gets lined up with a straight razor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false Tpbm lives in a town with more barber shops then bars True. US 14. Depends on the brand these days though. Sucks because some brands don't fit me at all. Yo do you have this in a size 14.5 w? Blank stare, no we don't carry shoes that big. I hate that shit about shoe shopping. I almost exclusively get new balance because thats the only shoe company that ever has shoes my size. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 false, college town, not many asians. tpbm went to their 10 year highschool reunion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False, it hasn't even been 10 years yet. TPBM gets cigarette coupons in the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False, that`s a thing? I gotta get out of my igloo more TPBM is an avid hip hop fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 24, 2012 Share Posted December 24, 2012 False, that`s a thing? I gotta get out of my igloo more Yeah, I don't know what kind you smoke but here's the websites. All you gotta do is sign up. https://www.marlboro.com/gconnect/login_input.action https://camel.tobaccopleasure.com/modules/Security/Login.aspx TPBM is an avid hip hop fan. I don't even know what avid means but true. TPBM hates Kanye West. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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