theprotester Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 False. Caffeine is a gateway drug. TPBM still uses a phone book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 True, that shit is handy as hell Tpbm used to box phones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 True. I remember when they started being able to send SMS's, there was one outside my block of flats. TPBM has lived in a single bedroom before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 false tpbm knows a gang leader or someone in the mafia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 true tpbm also deals with heartburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 True, but only when I drink liquids or eat food, or when I'm hungry TPBM has lived in their car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 True. TPBM has never stayed in a five star hotel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 False, those things are nice and they don't want to kick you out no matter how hard you party Tpbm just started working on their first beer of the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 true, good catch tpbm is wearing grey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 false. might put some on though. tpbm hopped on their 98' dirt bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 /notaredneckoner though I do want a fucking quad Tpbm has over 10k in their bank account right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 none of your fuckin business tpbm like bank uhcount? HAH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 ? tpbm likes lil wayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Hell no! Tpbm owns a britney spears cd/has mp3s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 false. tpbm will tell us their favorite song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Country Roads by John Denver. TPBM speaks two languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 false. tpbm is related to thomas jefferson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 False Tpbm is related to someone infamous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 false. tpbm's retarded gay neice named unda me sleng teng from the lands of ganja a run tings wit bad bwoys and rap and chicken nuggets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 yuh me fi tell me seh, yuh neva do em nuttin an em spot up yuh heye so? its true!! an now me eye block n blu wah de hell de police cyan do boo hoo hoo no mine em my dear, me a gwaan pay em a visit. tpbm a gwaan show wah police cyant doooooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 fi true. tpbm be buggin' and barkin' at niggaz like they was duck huntin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YellowFever Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False. Tpbm picked up and is into them lady boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False I aint no eddie murphy mother fucker Tpbm pulled an airsoft gun while trying to act hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 I was raised better than that TPBM went Christmas shopping today and now wants to be able to decide who lives and who dies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False. But all my orders did arrive today. TPBM is the grinch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false. tpbm wants actual facts to snack on and chew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False. TPBM needs to get a oil change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 False. Tpbm is an eddie murphy motherfucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false tpbm uses drysol once in awhile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted December 14, 2012 Share Posted December 14, 2012 false, I don't even know what that shit is Tpbm is not looking forward to this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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