massgraff Posted June 25, 2012 Share Posted June 25, 2012 false. went a couple weeks ago for someone. if i hadn't then that would've been true. tpbm agrees that you should be allowed to have sex with the person of your choosing on your birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 false, tho i wouldnt mind that one bit tpbm kinda wasted today.. but didnt have a bad time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 false. tpbm is exhausted and their face is dripping wet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 False. TPBM has lots of chains like Mr. T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 False, I don't wear jewelry. TPBM rocks crocs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 way false tpbm likes pistachios Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 True, haven't had any in a while. TPBM could go for a nice juicy steak right about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 26, 2012 Share Posted June 26, 2012 im hungirer than a mother fucker, MAD true tpbm has only eaten a bagel, coffee and a couple pistachios today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false did the japanese pork belly TPBM is unemployed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false. tpbm's crew is official and pulls their pistols as soon as you whistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false we pull missiles? TPBM drives more than 20 miles each way for work and loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie cans Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false. i don't work tpbm watched master chef tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 False, TPBM has a bank account in a foreign country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie cans Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 true tpbm has been to Russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 true dat TPBM has also been to russia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false. tpbm sometimes says "wristy wristy" instead of wrist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 No man, no. TPBM has a body part that is constantly bothering them, IE: knee, back, rotator cuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 boy oh boy, i tell ya, sonshine, if only you knew - the knee, the hip, the back. hell, the arthritis has even reached my god damn pinky toe. tpbm weighs more than 250lbs on a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false, i am getting fat though. tpbm has a pet fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false. tpbm couldn't take the impact with steal shoulder pads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 27, 2012 Share Posted June 27, 2012 false tpbm lookin at the nigga on the corner, its fucked up when ya minds playin tricks on ya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 tsue. tpbm just saw three blind, crippled, and crazy senior citizens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 false tpbm is putting poker back on the shelf until further notice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie cans Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 true, i only play around the holidays tpbm has american indian in their blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 false, my dad tried to say we did, he wudnt bullshittin nobody tpbm is a fan of the beatles music, tho they dont listen to them much at all anymore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie cans Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 very true tpbm has eaten fast food twice today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 false. if tpbm was white their thighs would look like swedish fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 I... what? tpbm is gonna try and spend as little money as possible today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 truth. going to AC on friday the person below me has manic depression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted June 28, 2012 Share Posted June 28, 2012 dunno maybe. my mom thinks im autistic. tpbm needs to get their game on track Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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