Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 whats stalls & dean Im white so I take it its ok I dunno what it is tpbm owns many fitteds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Nope not really the hat type. TPBM is losing their hair at an alarming rate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 false and thankfully that wont happen (none of my family is bald) tpbm has had a mohawk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true, i cracked tpbm thinks they are gonna one busted up middle aged man if they live that long Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 falls. tpbm thinks yomomma should get him some stalls and dean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true why not tpbm has tried more than 4 different illegal drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true tpbm has tried less than 1/4 of the drugs they've ever heard of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true I have heard of a lot of drugs hah tpbm suffers from depression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true. tpbm seent dey cuzin at duh mall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 false I live far from my cousins tpbm would let a fellow oontzer stay at their house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true. tpbm would let a fellow oontzer fuck their bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 haha false tpbm doesnt have a passport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true. tpbm got a ticket for spitting in a train station from a chinese cop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 false but always knew chinese = cops tpbm just looked at the stalls and dean website and thinks there is no way I could get away with wearing that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 i'd buy some. i shop at dr. jay's all the time in ny. tpbm wanted to be a constable when they were growing up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 No, I have hated cops from a very early age. TPBM would kill a cop if they thought they could get away with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true. tpbm thinks snickers wrappers are undercover condoms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 If your dick will fit in a snickers wrapper I feel bad for all them fat bitches you bang. TPBM likes their wemonz on the skinny side (assuming it not mass) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 I dont like them stick thin but I also dont mind some curves tpbm is getting a headache Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Nope, a rum and mango-pineapple juice boat drink are taking the edge off a lazy Sunday afternoon. Call it headache prevention. TPBM would take a mixed drink over a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 true, all the weed smoke from the other room. If your dick will fit in a snickers wrapper I feel bad for all them fat bitches you bang. chill they like to peel that shit open and pretend it's a snickers. tpbm has banged a braud behind the knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 From behind on her knees, if that counts. But if you're talking about dicking fat rolls... No. TPBM thinks the days of the Internet being like the wild west (lawles, and free) are numbered. Edit: for once I post chopped mass, wow yer slipping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 false. it's still free! tpbm will name the type of shoes they like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 true, chucks are my fav. tpbm didnt eat a feast today like they should have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 Technically it's now Monday, but no I didn't feast. I don't really go for either angle on Easter (Pagan or Christian) TPBM is up waaay to early and can't figure out why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 true. tpbm remembers going into their grandmother's room when she went to work, putting on her earrings and best sunday hat, looking in the mirror and saying "I'm Grandma!" when they were a little kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 No, you need some therapy my dude. TPBM is ready to start punching kids that say "swag" all the fucking time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 you know i was, but then i turned into one of em. some toy in town even started writing swag. tpbm is watching the infamous misty on the maury show Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 False, the tv isn't on, it's nice and quiet. TPBM can't remember the last time they went a whole day without tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 9, 2012 Share Posted April 9, 2012 false. the october snow storm...but i played xbox. but a time i had no tv whatsoever would be the 2003 blackout in ny. tpbm does it in the park and does it after dark Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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