eviltrailer77 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 Mother fuck taco bell, we got real taquerias on every corner out here. TPBM is jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 yeah man...but you know as well as i that that shit be bangin. tpbm likes long farts, short farts, wet farts, your farts. TPBM LOVES FARTS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 As long as you avoid the "circle of shame" on your chonies TPBM has woken themselves up with their own farts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 nizzope. tpbm will be copin the 2012 jordan heely fusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 False. I've never owned a pair of jordans ever. Tpbm longs for 70's fashion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false. tpbm has never known the sweet silky tingle of real boob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false...i touch more boobs than doctors doing breast exams. the person below me needs a vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 True. A thousand times true Tpbm thinks all pictures of Asian women posted on 12oz are traps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true. tpbm is pissed and sayin stupid shit, about stupid shit, and is going to hell and the world is ugly and unkind and full of idiots! ...and tpbm has so much inside of them but they can't express it so they get fucked up and it all goes to shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false...lol..gotta make sure theres no bulge though. the person below me think treyvon martin should have bought m&ms instead of skittles. *edit... um...false...what are you talkin about massgraff? the person below me think treyvon martin should have bought m&ms instead of skittles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true. the peanut butter ones. tpbm is proud to be part of page 1100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
username0913 Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 True. Though I don't know what that says about me.. Tpbm remembers what a rotary phone looks like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true. next time tpbm sees perez, they gone bash him in his face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false, we iiiite tpbm thinks were all FUCKED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true...if youre talking about perez hilton. the person below me has stock in something. *edit.. true....were all fucked in one way or another. the person below me has stock in something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 you responded to the wrong question, so i wont answer yours. sorry man, only fair. tpbm thinks fair, love, faith.. all that shits for morons and pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 (i was busy editing) false...i have faith. the person below me has stock in something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false, nothing significant anyway tpbm doesnt even know why they watch the fuckin news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 false. tpbm agrees that life is brutal and nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true tpbm needs to get out there and find some new pussy, this is fuckin ridiculous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 27, 2012 Share Posted March 27, 2012 true. tpbm is a pretty formidable doer of the nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 very true tpbm just sat down to 12oz.. but is about to get up and take a shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 i think i just might, but i usually take the oontz with me. tpbm thinks mexicans see self flushing toilets as a threat or some form of competition Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 false? tpbm watches more than 4 hours of tv a day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 true. tpbm has put condoms in someone's lasagna before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 false...but have put my sausage into a condom plenty of times. the person below me got that joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 nah man? whats that even? i don't know what... tpbm would be a greeter at falaxido if it was the only job they could get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 dunno what that is but sure.. I need to slow down reading, I read it as "would be better at giving fellatio if that was the only job they could get" lmao. tpbm still has to log out then in just to get on this bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 true, it's fuckin stupid. tpbm agrees that big dicks in ya ass is bad for ya health Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 true...but the ice cube lyric says that theyre bad for your health in your mouth. the person below me has an itch on their back right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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