Chicken McFucketts Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Flase, but that's one of my life goals. Crazy threesome seckz with Japanese girls... tpbm has fucked a Swedish chick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 false. Tpbm IS Swedish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorRamon Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 false tpbm is impatient when dealing with acquiring drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 nah dont really acquire too many drugs, but if i were in that sscenario, id wanna get that shit over and done with asap. tpbm picks sex over drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 True. but i would rather have both. tpbm is unenthused about winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 true....fuck winter. the person below me hasnt had enchiladas in forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 false, i have had them, as recently as last weekend. tpbm likes raw salmon a whole bunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 False. not really at all... tpbm hates sushi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 false, i'll be making sushi as a job this winter. Love that shit. tpbm has access to seafood fresh off the boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 False. Bumblebee Tuna Tpbm is gonna watch Ace Ventura today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false. tpbm was almost in a car accident today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 False havent left the house today. Tpbm watches Adventure Time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Salamanca Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false tpbm has had a spinal tap before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 False.. tpbm got shit on their hand today while wiping their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false, not drinking today. tpbm thinks I should grab a few brews anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 true and a turd tpbm has fallen up stairs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 True often Tpbm would rather see a person shot than a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 depends what person tpbm has seen a person get shot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 true, wasn't high tho. tpbm is excited about something coming up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 False tpbm is filling out job apps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false tpbm is filling out hw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false, no hw for me anymore/yet. tpbm has been within a half mile of a tornado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diligent Douchbag Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 true, it was unpleasent tpbm has poo'd their pants. after an age of say 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false, sharted quite a few times, but never a full fledged deuce drop. tpbm refers to defecating as droppin deuce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 False, "blasting ass" tpbm has a hard time finding the remote on a daily basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 false, i always leave it right on the recliner. the person below me has acne somewhere on them right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 true tpbm likes jambalaya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 False. tpbm is still really tired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 true tpbm has a hangover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Falssee Tpbm wears chologne on a daily basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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