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Frate_Raper

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I've been sleeping on the floor next to my bed for the past 6 months since my mattress suddenly decided it hates mexicans.



 

 

It was awesome the first 5 months but now my necks got beef with the carpet. Its about time throw out the racism and bring in a nice fat bitch to sleep on.

 

 

post of the day..

shit is funny as hell.

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i wouldn't consider that a good sign, ILB.

 

hahaha, i seriously considered saying something to the same effect, only slightly more harsh.

 

 

but my baby is no slut and for some reason i am so whipped by her that even on a messageboard she does not visit i am not willing to bad talk her, even in jest.

 

 

 

 

well i talk hella shit to her in person.

 

 

god this post makes me such a pussy.

 

 

 

more beers.

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has anyone ever woken up but couldnt move at all. like straight paralysis?

 

yes, on some weird shit ..... i had light coming in my window and my ears were buzzing and popping ....... i could feel liquid coming out of them but i couldnt move for about 3 minutes. i thought for sure i was bleeding out my ears/dying, but when i finally broke the trance i felt my ears and it was some kind of clear fluid. when i got up i ran directly into my wall (all my coordination was fucking out the window) ...... it was some weird shit, i thought it was some alien encounter/tractor beam for a week or two, until i had a couple other people offer varying explanations. still weird though, and maybe still a tractor beam ....

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