Frate_Raper Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 waking up with a head ache because your pillow was under your head funny, is prolly the next gayest shit to handling a dudes d piece.......................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I like when I stay at someone else's house, and in the morning they ask if I slept well. I say "pretty well, but I made a couple of mistakes." I'm hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i hear you doggie. i woke up with a stupid stiff back today. ima ask for a few days off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I like when I stay at someone else's house, and in the morning they ask if I slept well. I say "pretty well, but I made a couple of mistakes." haha, this is going into my repetoire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMF Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i slept on a 4 foot long couch the other night. im six feet tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sars.Saw.Chicago Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 any one remember the simpson's episode where homer was in jail then stood at barney house. and barneys like "you think you had a rough night try sleeping on one of these!" he pulls out from his back this big ass sea shell with spikes on it. :lol: they dont make the simpsons like they use to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i hate sleeping with my ear folded. and its like that all night and it hurts when i wake up. im not dumbo either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllTheWrongWords Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I've been sleeping on the floor next to my bed for the past 6 months since my mattress suddenly decided it hates mexicans. It was awesome the first 5 months but now my necks got beef with the carpet. Its about time throw out the racism and bring in a nice fat bitch to sleep on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i get the ill neck aches from sleeping wrong. so bad sometimes i can't turn my neck at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 memory foam. its worth the extra $10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i hate when you wake up from sleeping weird or whatever. and your fucking leg just kills you all day. like it feels sore. fuck that noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 My wife and I love the memory foam on the king size, I could lay in that bed for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLSE Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 has anyone ever woken up but couldnt move at all. like straight paralysis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i fucked my knee up pretty bad skating when i was 15. i couldn't bend my leg up, without it getting stuck, and having to manually pull it down with my own hands. it hurt, and i mean it fucking killed when it would stick. the doctors put me in an air cast, and the first night i slept with it, i said "fuck this shit." well, low in behold, i tried forming a fetal position in my sleep, and my knee popped and my leg stuck. i instantly woke up screaming so loud my father came running into my room yelling my name. i popped my leg straight, and said "it was my knee, my knee popped out." perfect response from a loving father "jesus christ, i thought you fucking electricuted yourself!" then he left my room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i need a bigger bed, so when i get the cash for that i will obviously be getting a new and better mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 perfect response from a loving father "jesus christ, i thought you fucking electricuted yourself!" then he left my room. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceLeroy Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 LOL @ allthewrongwords Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 man, sleeping on a sofa with your head on one arm-rest and your legs completely straight on the other end is straight up fucking wack. been walking like a fucking cat with empty smarties tubes on its legs all shitting day. fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ive been sleeping on my girl's mattress for several months now. and shit is terrible. it's like a fucking sink hole. i dont mind though, because she gives me back massages and that all seems worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupBDC Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 I can't sleep in my own bed anymore. Brain goes into funtime mode for the next seven hours. Now it's only on the couch or at someone else's house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 i'm staying with my girlfriend for awhile. her mattress is the worst, softest (in a lumpy, uneven, awful kind of way) piece of crap i've ever slept on. however, seeing as how i spent the past year sleeping on a 5 foot couch (i'm 6'2...) it's still an improvement. but jesus, once i get my own place again i'm investing in a superior mattress. the master race of mattresses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terrorlicious Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 ive been sleeping on my girl's mattress for several months now. and shit is terrible. it's like a fucking sink hole. i dont mind though, because she gives me back massages and that all seems worth it. co-signed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 On a related topic, I'm allergic to something in my new house. I woke myself up twice last night sneezing and couldn't get back to sleep cause snot was literally running out my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
menaceIIsobriety Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 my dilema is a really drunken sleep , when i snore really bad with my mouth Wide open... then i wake up and my throat is sore as shit for a day or two. (fucking, the worst) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted February 25, 2008 Share Posted February 25, 2008 actually now that i think of it, every girl i have ever known has had a busted ass mattress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 has anyone ever woken up but couldnt move at all. like straight paralysis? this happens to me right before I fall asleep. it has something to do with your muscles being shutdown to that when you dream, you don't sleepwalk and actually "perform" what your body is doing in your dreams. true story. look it up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 man sleeping isn't the problem for me. falling a sleep is what sucks i cant get conferable, i don't know what pose i need to go in to so i can sleep so i stay up for like hours till i get it just right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 actually now that i think of it, every girl i have ever known has had a busted ass mattress. i wouldn't consider that a good sign, ILB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 has anyone ever woken up but couldnt move at all. like straight paralysis? that happens to me every now and then. i always freak out and then 5mins later of trying to move my legs they finally work. i get freaked out when that happens. probably from years of drug abuse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted February 26, 2008 Share Posted February 26, 2008 i took like a two hour nap today and woke up extremely sweaty and my neck hurt really bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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