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waking up with a head ache because your pillow was under your head funny, is prolly the next gayest shit to handling a dudes d piece..........................

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I like when I stay at someone else's house, and in the morning they ask if I slept well. I say "pretty well, but I made a couple of mistakes."

 

 

haha, this is going into my repetoire

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i slept on a 4 foot long couch the other night. im six feet tall.

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any one remember the simpson's episode where homer was in jail then stood at barney house. and barneys like

"you think you had a rough night try sleeping on one of these!"

he pulls out from his back this big ass sea shell with spikes on it.

 

:lol:

 

 

they dont make the simpsons like they use to.

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i hate sleeping with my ear folded. and its like that all night and it hurts when i wake up.

im not dumbo either

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I've been sleeping on the floor next to my bed for the past 6 months since my mattress suddenly decided it hates mexicans.



 

 

It was awesome the first 5 months but now my necks got beef with the carpet. Its about time throw out the racism and bring in a nice fat bitch to sleep on.

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i fucked my knee up pretty bad skating when i was 15. i couldn't bend my leg up, without it getting stuck, and having to manually pull it down with my own hands. it hurt, and i mean it fucking killed when it would stick. the doctors put me in an air cast, and the first night i slept with it, i said "fuck this shit." well, low in behold, i tried forming a fetal position in my sleep, and my knee popped and my leg stuck. i instantly woke up screaming so loud my father came running into my room yelling my name. i popped my leg straight, and said "it was my knee, my knee popped out."

 

perfect response from a loving father "jesus christ, i thought you fucking electricuted yourself!" then he left my room.

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perfect response from a loving father "jesus christ, i thought you fucking electricuted yourself!" then he left my room.

:lol:

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man, sleeping on a sofa with your head on one arm-rest and your legs completely straight on the other end is straight up fucking wack.

 

been walking like a fucking cat with empty smarties tubes on its legs all shitting day. fuck that shit.

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ive been sleeping on my girl's mattress for several months now. and shit is terrible. it's like a fucking sink hole.

 

i dont mind though, because she gives me back massages and that all seems worth it.

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I can't sleep in my own bed anymore. Brain goes into funtime mode for the next seven hours. Now it's only on the couch or at someone else's house.

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i'm staying with my girlfriend for awhile.

her mattress is the worst, softest (in a lumpy, uneven, awful kind of way) piece of crap i've ever slept on.

 

 

however, seeing as how i spent the past year sleeping on a 5 foot couch (i'm 6'2...) it's still an improvement.

 

but jesus, once i get my own place again i'm investing in a superior mattress.

the master race of mattresses.

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ive been sleeping on my girl's mattress for several months now. and shit is terrible. it's like a fucking sink hole.

 

i dont mind though, because she gives me back massages and that all seems worth it.

 

co-signed.

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On a related topic, I'm allergic to something in my new house. I woke myself up twice last night sneezing and couldn't get back to sleep cause snot was literally running out my nose.

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my dilema is a really drunken sleep , when i snore really bad with my mouth Wide open...

then i wake up and my throat is sore as shit for a day or two.

 

(fucking, the worst)

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