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yeah well my fucking key broke in my trucks ignition today. i was gonna chill with my bro and have a few drinks at the bar he works at. but instead i ran back and forth from napa cuz they had to order my part. i get the part put it in, go to turn the key and my engine is hardly turning over. so i go to charge my battery and fucking thing kept discharging. so i had to walk back to napa and carry a 60lb battery 2 miles. well now that shit is all good and fixed up im kicking back drinking some mickey's and eating pizza. hopefully tomorrow is a better day for me. sorry for the rant

 

 

 

I'm not gonna pretend to know shit about car mechanics.

 

But if your key broke off inside the ignition, shouldn't it be able to start when you put the broken part in and turn it?

 

I've had a car in the past where the key was broke off in the trunk lock and all I had to do was take the front part of my house key and stick it in till it butts up against the broken end of the key and make it turn to open the trunk.

 

Does that not work with the ignition for some reason?

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i just say im Mexican. But im a bunch of shit

 

My dad was born on a reservation. my dads mom is half indian half mexican. My dads dad is half mexican half black.

 

my moms mom is half white half mexican and my moms dad is half white mexican .

 

and my great granparents on my moms side have more white in them too...

 

 

and i just came out Brown. With black hair and brown eyes.

 

my brothers have brown hair and green eyes.

 

my sister has dark brown hair and green eyes.

 

 

stupid shit.

i just say im mexican

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I am more hip hip than I am punk.

And I am not hip hop at all.

So.

With that said.

 

I am still not white.

Ask somebody who knows me.

 

 

I forgot.

 

In Texas you can have pale skin, blond hair, and blue eyes... or red hair and freckles, and still claim to be Hispanic so long as somebody in your family tree emigrated from mexico.

 

My bad for forgeting the Tex-Mex equasion.

 

So can you be full blooded Asian and still claim hispanic too if your great grandmother once lived in Mexico?

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My day was all right. I spent part of it on the phone (not so bad) and the other half baking (pretty fun), so I can't complain.

 

Now I'm sitting around, trying to find something to do. Besides posting on the interbutts.

 

Which is serious business, BTW.

 

Del-

 

mama said there'd be days like this

 

there'd be days like this, mama said

 

(mama said mama said)

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things

 

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favorite things

 

When the dog bites

When the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad

 

(Repeat all verses)

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I have none of the characteristics you mentioned, but I get what you are saying.

 

I mean, I guess my eyes aren't brown enough and my hair is only a few shades from pure black and yeah, I stay steady jaundiced in skin tone.

But yeah.

shit.

 

Leave it to 12oz to learn me on some shit I never knew about myself.

I'm white.

Such a horrible revelation to come at this point in my radical evening.

 

I am going to lock myself in the bathroom and cry now.

 

I guess this means I can't cook or dance well anymore.

Shit.

Life is so cruel.

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aww cute song son of satan.......

 

i'm going to smoke.

 

i'm spanish, native american, italian, french and basque and look

mexian.

 

this is me but replace the basque with irish and take out the french.

 

and mexican .

 

so i say im mexican. and i can speak spanish .

 

im a beaner. Fuck it

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I used to date twins that were born and raised in Mexico.

Their dad was short and brown.

They were blond and blue eyed.

Still Mexican'ts.

 

 

Stuff happens like that.

 

 

Man.

I am so depressed about being white.

It totally throws off all my dinner plans for the next week.

And now I am getting a complex about having a huge ass.

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aww cute song son of satan.......

 

i'm going to smoke.

 

dao, you usually make me laugh and i agree with some stuff you say.

tonight, no.

i'm spanish, native american, italian, french and basque and look

mexian.

 

so?

 

i have a cousin who is full spanish with blonde hair and blue

eyes.

 

who would've thunk

 

That's funny. Cause the last pic i remember you posting in the cry for attention thread, you looked ALOT like my sister. Who by the way has no hispanic blood in her at all.

 

But she does live in Texas, so maybe she can claim Mexican?

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That's funny. Cause the last pic i remember you posting in the cry for attention thread, you looked ALOT like my sister. Who by the way has no hispanic blood in her at all.

 

But she does live in Texas, so maybe she can claim Mexican?

 

well actually, i've been asked if i were a lot of things.

mexican and white,

fillipino and white,

etcetera etcetra etcetera

 

i guess it depends on the day, the hair and what i'm wearing?

how many cheeseburgers i ate,

how many drinks i drank,

whether i'm drunk or sober...

it all really depends.

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