DAVAK Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 THIS THREAD IS ABOUT A MAN HIS GAY JEEP AND HIS BALLS....read on What was originally planned to be a nice easy New Years Day Run got sideways on me very quickly. I believe what happened was that my drivers front tire caught the tip of a fallen tree that was laying paralell to the trail and it kicked it up or turned it in such a way as to jump up a bit and i was travelling at just the right speed and and at just the right angle ( i think the tree missed everthing but the brake line before it hit the firewall ) to drive it through the firewall upwards between the clutch and brake pedal grazing my groin and hitting me in the left side of my stomach pinning me to the seat. It happened really fast and very violently and i think the driver behind me had a better view of what happened but that's the best i can describe it. i've driven over logs and branches before and never even considered the idea of one coming up through the floor. i guess like any time i get hurt i always think that i could have been more careful, but it still seems like a one in a million type thing ( everyone who witnessed the accident seems to agree ). Thankfully I was wheeling with a group and they were able to transport me out to get medical attention. They also took care of my Jeep and have made it so much easier for me to concentrate on healing. I am forever grateful for there help. Thanks again Ian, Tom, Blair, Martin and the rest of the guys. I wasn't being careless, but in the future I will certainly be more careful. I've heard of other incidents similar to mine since it happened, but never before. Please be safe on the trails. As you can see in the pics, i have some damage to my torso ( my " boys " also took a hard shot and are swollen to 3 times normal size and are dark purple ). There was internal bleeding that stopped on it's own without surgery, and i have damage to my kidney and bowel that require another visit to the trauma Doctor. In the meantime i have some time off work to heal, I am very swollen/ bruised/ stiff and sore but everything seems to be working OK. here are some pics... ...there is a small peice of tree missing from the pics that i had to break off to exit my Jeep http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DirtyJeepJK/1.jpg http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DirtyJeepJK/4.jpg http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DirtyJeepJK/Injury003.jpg http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DirtyJeepJK/Injury004.jpg http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg291/DirtyJeepJK/DSC00358.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 fuck you. you could have at least copy pasted the fucking story. i don't click links Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 my jeep is bigger than his aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand. FAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 That was pretty fucking crazy.....dudes nuts are fucked up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 atleast explain what it is a link to you moron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 dude I hear the fail train coming... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 a tree penetrated some faggots wrangler and should have penetrated him (metal) but didnt (not metal) and he's bruised and his wrangler is fucked up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 what are you all talking aboot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 LoLsz...dude these niggas fucked with my too and I been here for a minute so don't even worry about it..even though I think the story is kind of gaygay anyway but it's semi amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 I thought that it was another story about a Jeep falling out of the sky and killing everyone but this DAVAK guy because he's immortal even though he's not. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 dude I hear the fail train coming... every time i see this picture i wish that i knew the story behind a train ending up all cartoony like this,. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 hahaha hes all sad now... 12oz didnt accept him, im sorry son you just didnt make the cut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 there ya go. copy pasting isnt so hard now is it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 ILB, are you still working where you used to work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 you people are harsh.. no mercy for the n00bz huh? interesting story.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 attack of big gay DAVAK and his onslaught of big gay threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 nah, im not harsh. i just cant stand it when a thread is just a link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 ILB, are you still working where you used to work? i do the same thing, why do you ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAVAK Posted January 31, 2008 Author Share Posted January 31, 2008 hahahahahahahahaha lets all make fun of the kid who hasnt sat on his ass as long as we all have. yeah high five bro!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 Wow... I told you this internet shit was some serious fucking business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 you have almost 100 posts in a month bro i seriously doubt you started using the internet right when you found 12oz, that tells me you rock the internet just as hard as we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 so you want me to make fun of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 you people are harsh.. no mercy for the n00bz huh? interesting story.. I give everyone a fair one. When it's a n00b and I give them the benefit of the doubt and I DO read the article, and say, "Well, that wasn't very interesting," then they come back with "I FUX0RED UR M0MZ MADE J00 CRY LOL LOL LULZ"or something, then yeah....I feel that I'm entitled to give them a little heat. But not so much that they can't come up for air, you dig? Like a love tap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i really could give to shits.. roast that nigga for all i care.. damn ILB...you gonna let that fool play you like that?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 <<instigator oner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest shai_hulud Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i do the same thing, why do you ask? Just making pointless conversation. Has to do with your name and the comment on the photo reminding me of another conversation we had a long time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 thats what i said in poesias Serious Conversation thread. I aint fucking around here, cuh (to theo) but to make a point, people are always complaining about how shit sucks, blah blah, it isnt like it used to be. the users make the content on this site so if nobody bothers to do more than post a link, what good is coming here? I can just catch the same shit on sites like digg or whatever. I'm a serious motherfucker. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 i smell macaroni and cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 DUDEBRO!!11!!!1!1!!!!! internets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 31, 2008 Share Posted January 31, 2008 for real? (hydro) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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