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twinky the kid

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i woke up in some bitches house.

 

my head is fucking killing me.

and i was about 40 miles from my house.

50 from work.

 

i smell like shit and so does my mouth.

i ate bk for lunch.

i wanna puke/shit so bad.

 

the chick i 'stuck it to' made coffee for me (which i dont drink.)

and she left her keys on the table with a note:

 

"we had fun last night!

or at least i did.

we should definitly do this again.

i really like you...

you stinky little hipster.

i think andrea should still be in bed with you.

if not, lock up the house please.

make sure you call me!

 

xoxoxo jenny."

 

i had a tre way.

oh yeah.

i dont really remember who she was.

but jenny was a sexy little skank.

 

what did yall nigguhs do last night?

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Cheap vodka... cheap beer.... 2 really big bottles of sake... almost beat the shit out of some kid cause he was staring at me when I was drunk and catching a handstyle... passed out...

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hahaha.

dont worry.

i know there was pics.

there has to be.

i was so hyped to get flicks for the 'im a dirty motherfucker thread'

that i flicked a gang of sluts.

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Sexy little skanks are the best.

 

I don't know if you topped me or not, I don't think it matters any more... we're both total sleazers. And thats good.

 

These dirty dude threads are the best.

 

Also - You get my email daaaawg?

 

Im drinking a giant bottle of wine right now, I think i got a breezy lined up for tonight.

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Sexy little skanks are the best.

 

I don't know if you topped me or not, I don't think it matters any more... we're both total sleazers. And thats good.

 

These dirty dude threads are the best.

 

:).

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Do yourself a HUGE favor, pimpn.

 

Don't ever eat BK again. You will certainly benefit from it.

 

And props on the menage-action.

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Yeah wait...

 

Did you Smashe 2 chicks? Or is it one of those weird things where you wake up and for some reason theres a different girl there but you're not sure what role she played ?

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nah, homie.

i was double pimpin last night.

 

and kimball.

dually noted,

im trying to eat healthier, but im having a hard time getting my shit together.

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what i did last night?

 

sat at my bestfriends. drank a 12 pack of New Castle.

I forced myself to drink guiness. i wanted to puke.

 

came back home. i got made cause i got no sex

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