TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 On a side note i smashed a total babe last night and feel great about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 c'mon moe. those bitches and half bad. id smash without thinking thrice. at least give me the "dirty mother fucker" nod on that last one. heres another pic of the chula that fucked up my relationship. LEFT LEFT LEFT. dear god not the right girl, althuogh she would be a good addition to the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 ive hooked up with some ugly bitches. looking at this thread depresses me. i need my ex back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 at the same time.^ oh and shane FUCK YOU. i aint tapped a dime in a while. so fuck you potna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 ur doing it wrong. This thread is supposed to hype you up when you get with good looking babes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 at the same time.^ oh and shane FUCK YOU. i aint tapped a dime in a while. so fuck you potna. thats on you homie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 haha. yeah i s'pose. i gotta get back into the swing of random pussy again. i need to buy some coke and some pbr and head to the art distric downtown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 random pussy is the biggest crapshoot of them all... ESPECIALLY if you are trying to "get in the swing" of it. Almost always you set your sights high, and fall WAY short of the mark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 amen son, amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 17, 2008 Author Share Posted January 17, 2008 hahaha fucking EXACTLY. you go out to the bars, on some "im gonna get me a skinny laguna beach chick" hype. and you wake up the next morning with fatty mcFatster in your bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 or uggy mcugwell hanging on to your arm for dear life. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I'd say you're better off just going out to have a good time, and letting teh honneez come around when they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 my homie has a saying, "if it's after 2, and after a six pack of brew...fuck it!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 thats how im living right now son. ill i do now is work school and paint. it used to be. school, sluts, school, sluts, work, sluts, masturbate, eat, sluts, and so forth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 2 am or pm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I am either getting laid or painting alot... there is no middle ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 2 am or pm? a.m. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 My friend is the king of the desperate drunken mistake. We're starting to suspect that he just likes fucking ugly fatties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 i find this hard to believe. so your saying that while getting laid and painting, you shit yourself, eat, balance your checkbook AND check up with yo moms on the phone? (shane) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShaneCo. Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 wat I just dont paint much when i am getting laid... When i go through a dry spell i paint more... easy as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Shane had me laughing with merpes comment! I've fucked the worst of the WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORST and I dont drink, when dudes talk shit I tell them it was fun and or funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 well, we gotta get more pics going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 this thread is the best place for me to tell this story. i had a roommate when i was 21. the dude was a dirty mother fucker. i think he had a box of RIT in his closet, "just in case." anyways. dude is sitting on the couch with a friend of ours, my other roommate and i are watching tv with them. so we're watching tv, and i look at my other roommate. he looks like something just puked in his lap, and rolls his eyes over at the couch. i look over, and my other roommate is just slobbering all over this chick. it looked like to retards trying to lick popsicle sweat off each other's cheeks. so i look back at my other roommate in shock, it just never seemed like anyone in the house was going to hook up with this chick. i mean we were all drunk, but we were always drunk back then. anyways. the two of them go into the room, and we stay watching tv with the volume up as to not hear any sounds of sweaty passion. the next day, i see my roommate (the one fucking). i just say "what the fuck was that all about?" he starts laughing and goes into it. he's like "yeah i fucked her, but i only had one condom." so this dude fucks this chick, busts one in the glove, takes it off, and throws it on his nasty ass carpet. then they woke up in the morning, felt like fucking, and seeing as it was his only condom --reused it. so he fucked this chick with a condom covered in pet dander, saw dust, pretzel crumbs, and whatever else was on there. that dude was a dirty mother fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 jesus fucking christ that dirty ass nigga should win the dirty mother fucker of the year award. althuogh i had a friend named Keith, he fucked this hippy girl once and wihle he was fuckin her he found a used condom in her pussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 That was mine, I fell a sleep and went soft when she was riding me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 i went soft the other night too, the bitch wuold give good head for like 2 minutes then start chomping on my dick like it was fresh off the grill. what a dumb bitch. i should send her a myspace message like. "LEARN HOW TO SUCK A DICK!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 moe-lester chula is not a term used to used describe a latin chick. it is spanish "slang for bonita or beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 18, 2008 Author Share Posted January 18, 2008 woops i called her "chula" because well, shes born of immigrants, her brother and dad are both associated with X3, (i fuck with that northside), and she was straight latin and shit. i felt good though, i gave some x3 crime bosses daughter the dick and she loved it. i fucked her 5 times in one night, the pussy was real tight yadida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrUnKpUnCh Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 if u run with norte, why u fuckin with scraps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 probably cause hes lying. or he doesnt gangbang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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