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How many of you would shit yourselves no homo


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ONE TIME IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL

 

I THINK IT WAS 2ND GRADE I WAS GOING HOME AND I REALLY HAD TO GO AND I COULDNT HOLD IT ANYMORE AND I JUST LET MY BOWELS LOOSE

 

I FELT SO GOOD FOR A QUICK SECOND

 

AND THEN I REALIZED I HAD SHIT ON MYSELF AND I HURRIED HOME AND GOT IN THE TUB WITH PLASTIC BAGS TOOK OF MY CLOTHES AND PUT THEM IN THE BAGS

 

AND THEN TURNED THE SHOWER ON

 

AND PROCEEDED TO CLEANSE MYSELF

 

 

 

THE FUCKED UP THING ABOUT IT WAS I WAS ONLY 2 BLOCKS FROM HOME

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I used to have to wait for momdukes to get home while I sat on the front steps after school. I was only in 2nd grade or so and she didn't want me to have a house key. One day I had to shit SO fucking bad and she was LATE AS FUCK. I was like "fuck it" and just shit alllll in my pants, waited till she got home and bitched her out. Then of course she was the one to do laundry.

I stay being late, but I hate lateness when it reflects mine.

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