HESHIANDET Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i know your seeking's homie but in his absence id just like to say your posts have been cracking me up this morning. || no hetero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Maker Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 sure is quite in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Vagina+Blood+Fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 sooooooooooo...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HESHIANDET Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 i didnt see any of your fucking names in the title of this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I would like to thank everyone who made this possible. Namely, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 BF whats up with that bike? I am boutta be down to get it I have the mirror I am gonna mount it to need teh infoz for which to purchase... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 You are mounting a bike to a mirror? As some sort of hood artistic statement? Okay. My mommy is hassling me about selling it soon. Because I am going to pick up a new BMX this afternoon. I will tell her to get off my case and let it sit in the back yard for a little longer. Until you mail me the money to mail it to you. Just hurry up with it already. I need money. I was talking to one of my brother's good friends last night about my situation. And how I am just trying to find dudes that want to make out and let me sleep over at their house. He said I am funny. I said that dudes don't want to make out with funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Yes hood art status I am painting the frame black and the spokes whatever else is red hanging it on a wall in my room on a mirror with this elaborate frame. I am just bored and have been feeling the need for being crafty- /no this guy... I know I need the infoz to send... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 why dont you sleep at toe cutters house? you guys can snuggle. while he soils himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I have a few dudes who let me have sleep-overs at their places. Some friends. Some more than friends. There isn't much difference between the two. I kiss them all on the mouth. It just doesn't happen as often as I would like. I am pretty much completely over sleeping on my mom's couch. Shit is bammer. It makes me have super wack dreams. And everyone wakes me up a million times each morning. I could start sleeping on my niece's bunkbed. I don't know which is more pitiful. A grown woman sleeping on her mom's couch. Or a grown woman sleeping on a 5 year old kid's bunkbed. That is where I am at. I should be moving out soon. If everyone doesn't flake on me. Since this is my thread, I guess I can talk about myself as much as I want. That is always pretty awesome to me. I just woke up and am only on my second cup of coffee. Just wait. Patiently. I will come back and blow your minds with my talk. Or not. Don't get your hopes too high. I am only human. I never claimed to be perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I am only human. with a robot vagina. *fixed im sorry im bored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Actually, there was this rumor going around for a while that I was a robot. Due to not needing much sleep. Among various other robot-like qualities I have. It was decided that I was a robot draped in the skin of innocent newborns. Soft little Asian babies. It was the only way I could figure out to make having the softest skin in the universe be metal. I am so Mexican that my sweat smells like a burrito. I am grossing myself out right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 damn. i could go for a QT chicken taquito. right about. now. i now have 1,666 posts. i find that slightly metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i imagine you sounding gringo with no spanish accent at all. but envisioning you smelling like a sweaty burrito is funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-top Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i want a burrito. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I sound like a redneck. The drunker I get, the worse I sound. By the end of the night, I sound as if I have just left a Klan rally. I have had police men ask me where I was from. Because I sound so country. I blame in on Texas prisons. They do that to everyone. My brother just came home. And told me to open a window in here. Because I am stinking the room out. I smell like a dirty taqueria. Ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 i'm fascinated with people that don't look like how they sound. for instance, i dated this cambodian girl with a southern/country accent. she was from north carolina. and i knew this korean dude from new orleans that had that new orleans cajun-country accent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I sound like a redneck. The drunker I get, the worse I sound. By the end of the night, I sound as if I have just left a Klan rally. I have had police men ask me where I was from. Because I sound so country. I blame in on Texas prisons. They do that to everyone. My brother just came home. And told me to open a window in here. Because I am stinking the room out. I smell like a dirty taqueria. Ouch. My accent comes out the more drunk I get. I don't even really have one. I just like having one when I'm wasted. Last night a hispanic friend of mine said she smelled like tortillas, I tried not to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 people tell me i smell like beans. and peanut butter also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 People tell me I smell like awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I don't know how people would expect me to sound, based on my appearance. I sound pretty dudical most of the time though. Always with the.. "totally" "to the max" "dude" "bro" "shredding" "ripping" "brutal" "crucial" "lamers" "janky" "gnarly" "radical" "totally awesome" Things like that. I can't help it. I have a pretty nice voice though. Velvet smooth. I used to do a radio show and would get wasted and talk sweet nothings to teenage boys. This was when I was in my early 20's. Ill Bill said I have a voice made for radio. And that I should read for books on tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 My voice makes speakers shake on phones. No one ever understands what I am saying on phones. Subsequently it is a technology I despise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Are you Barry White? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the.crooked Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 No, I think it is just the different tones in my voice. Whatever dissonance they create is exacerbated by the way phones clip off audio spectrum. I have always had a low voice though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 your tay zonday right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 No, I think it is just the different tones in my voice. Whatever dissonance they create is exacerbated by the way phones clip off audio spectrum. I have always had a low voice though. that was well described. props to you sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I have a low voice. Most of the time. Except when I get excited. Then I sound like a little girl. I got kicked out of this band once because the other singer was sad that my voice was deeper and more metal than his. Growwwwwls. I should shower soon. Let The Day Begin. Really though, I think everyone that appreicates my presence on here should draw me something. Wiener drawings. Things of the like. I will hang them in my new house, when I get it. And maybe send you back something in return. If this new idea I am having works out as I am hoping it will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 well i dont feel like drawing weiners, but im going to go eat a truckstop taquito in your favor. el bloodofarto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 "For some reason, I don't know why, I just kindaaaa sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks." "What?" "I draw pictures of dicks." "Like a man dick?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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