holy roller. Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 we get into the cab and the girl lays in my lap and starts breathing on my dick really heavy. The electro magnetic force in your pants reacted with the metal plate/ braces inside the girl's head. This pulled her face into your lap. The heavy breathing was her survival instinct to maintain respiration. Face fucking her probably didn't help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 16, 2007 Author Share Posted September 16, 2007 best flowchart ive ever seen. right click save. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terance the terrorist Posted September 16, 2007 Share Posted September 16, 2007 lmao, classic chart! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I might be using that flow chart. Some cougar in orlando wants to take me out to dinner and shit I met on secondlife. Its a horrible idea but the story could either be amazing for 2 reasons. A. I got to Orlando and get a Cougar notch on my belt. B. It turns out being an ugly lady/man and I jump out of a window(maybe with a dvd player or somthing I manage to snag). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 breathing heavy on my dick ahhahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Hahahah awesome story ilb!!! Heres hoping you turn into a vampire to continue the story. And you know I got a new place on Secondlife Spitfire, ahah. Anyway, I am fucking sick as fuck for some reason with the flu. And can't sleep because of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Just know this ilb You turn into a vampire....i am hunting you down. Not only does Sneak hunt Alien Lizards, but all kinds of other evil creatures. you going down son!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holy roller. Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 You going are down!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Just know this ilb You turn into a vampire....i am hunting you down. Not only does Sneak hunt Alien Lizards, but all kinds of other evil creatures. you going down son!!!! DUDE! I got .357 magnum in the gun case now. Lets get some silver, melt that shit and make some bullets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 Pulling this out right now...just in case. ILB, I am coming for you................and your sister :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 sneaks always looking out for the health and safety of the community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 call the bitch up and let us know what happens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 17, 2007 Author Share Posted September 17, 2007 nah, i dont call people i meet in bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 nah, i dont call people i meet in bars. Good Rule... Some of you need to take heed this advice. Will save you some pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 I also totally blacked out on saturday night. 3 hours vanished without a trace. it's really gay and it happens way too often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted September 17, 2007 Share Posted September 17, 2007 why did you wake up with a sore bum ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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