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this ones for you man. from one inappropriate oontzer to the next.

 

Child 1 (Michael Schiavo): Hi Doctor, It's me, Michael Schiavo

 

How's my wife doing?

 

Child 2 (Doctor): She's a vegetable

 

Child 3 (Doctor): I hate vegetables

 

(laughter)

 

Child 2 (Doctor): Don't worry about her Mr. Schaiavo

 

She's being kept alive by medical science.

 

Child 1 (Michael Schiavo): Gee, look at all this stuff

 

How does it all work?

 

Child 2 (Doctor): Well, I'll tell you

 

This one keeps her liver clean

 

This one checks her pee

 

Child 1 (Michael Schiavo): How about this one over here?

 

Child 2 (Doctor): Oh, That's just the TV

 

Chorus: Ha ha ha

 

This one checks her heart rate

 

This one checks her veins

 

And this dispenses gravy for her mashed potato brains

 

Chorus: Oh oh oh

 

Terri Schiavo is kind of alive-o

 

What a lively little bugger

 

Bass child doctor: Maybe we should just unplug her

 

Chorus: Terri Schiavo is kind of alive-o

 

The most expensive plant you'll ever see

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im proud of you

you do good things around town but dont tell your friends and family

you dont want to get a big head for your positive role in your neighborhood

keepin it gutter is the fashion of the kids

kids that need you to run clean hustles for them to model

you will end up richer than your father and far more happy

every instance of neglect that led you to graffiti will soon be replaced by money

lots and lots of

 

Money

 

congratulations

 

 

 

 

 

 

(dinosaurs< you)

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