fortherecord Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I hear in kentucky , If a sister can out run her brother , you know shes a virgin. I bet evans got a fat sloppy sister.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 fortherecordyouarealametoyforpickingthatname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches101 Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 your boyfriends dick fucked your throat so hard, you developed asthma. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 SO THE QUESTION IS: WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO HIM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 do you think your bold yellow font makes you important?? your not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 You are colorblind. Thats orange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 i saw yo dad jacking off on a stack of papers and i asked him what he was doing and he said packing your lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 I heard your ex girlfriend left you for a 3 inch dildo with no batteries... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 funny...ha cause yo ex hyna told me she left you cause yo dick is so small that you use to piss on yo balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RALPH LAUREN Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 u were born with asthma because u are weak. weak people are liabilities to this planet. in my dictatorship u would have been killed at birth. consider yourself lucky 2 b breathing... or should we call it gasping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan Williams Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 propped^ oh and some one bought me your cologne and its awful.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 hello, my name is Evan Williams. I come from a rural patch of non-fertile Kentucky farmland. My father was a drunkard and would beat me with a cactus (which was the pride of the neighborhood because such a plant was very uncommon), and my mother had a very large penis which she was fond of showing off. I came into a thread entitled something which i could not read too well, due to its big words, and handed out props instead of proper disses. OOPS! -your boy, E Doggie Willie Style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 why would any white bitches be interested in a low breed fuck like yourself. Oh, and clever use of $ instead of an S dip shit. E thugg'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 YOU ARE THE KING OF JERKING. YOU ENTER "JERK-OFFS" EVERY CHANCE YOU GET. AT LEAST YOUR GOOD AT SOMETHING CHUMP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Pryor Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 you are the king of tandem jerking, you and your brother have sword fights then make out on the couch. your mum said it was normal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF ANAL-INTAKE EVEN ELTON JOHN CALLS YOU A FAGGOT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I'm sure you don't smell like complete shit You have a frail handshake faggot. NH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siege1222 Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 I really don't even need to say anything because the bottom line is you're a fucking faggot. BUUUUTTTT since it's the name of the thread .. The reason your system has been failing recently is because of all the kiddy porn you've been secretly downloading to hide from your boyfriend who closely resembles Richard Simmons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 you're a big stupid doo doo head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 i heard u sweat semen... which then causes you to clean yourself like a cat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 WHICH THEN CAUSES YOU TO EAT THAT CAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeaaaah baby Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 you constantly have to tell women that, no, you do not use steroids.. your testicles really are that small naturally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDYtmGILRwU&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRON CHEF Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 USE OF ARTIFICIAL DISS "CRUTCH" HAS DISQUALIFIED THIS USER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
war terror Posted January 30, 2010 Author Share Posted January 30, 2010 YOU AINT NO IRON CHEF YOU AINT EVEN NO JAPANESE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 30, 2010 Share Posted January 30, 2010 shut up with yo bologna breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Tib3- Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 Take it easy there, Weezy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 and you suffer from penis breathe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible pants Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 hey while im taking care of your girl and your mother can you go get me some lemonade you weezy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted January 31, 2010 Share Posted January 31, 2010 hey while im taxin yo hyna, go think of some original comebacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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