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Dating...with Raving!


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The first "date" my dude and I went on was me buying us Sparks at 3 in the afternoon and drinking in a park.

Then more drinks at the shop we get tattooed at.

Then more drinks at some hippie house that was having a pot luck dinner thing.

By the end of the night, I was standing in the rain, vomiting.

 

Our second date we drank under a train bridge and break dance battled hobos.

Then he had to defend my honor against my ex.

I went to jail.

He ended up with a busted ankle from drunk running from cops.

 

The third date we went to PrankFest.

Left early due to hating the smell of punks.

We were sober.

He vomited on the bus ride back to my place.

 

Needless to say, we fell in love.

And are still together.

 

You should probably not do any of the dates I mentioned.

It probably won't get you laid.

Or into a meaningful relationship.

Most girls don't like going to jail or watching their suitor violently vomiting on the city bus.

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