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its a nice saturday night and i have nothing to do. nobody wants to kick it.

 

 

i have a 4 red stripes and 2 ounces of granddaddy purple sacked up into 8ths.

 

 

ideally, i wish i would get a call from some of my old homies who have ballin cars, so we could drive in them around smoking indo and racing civics, drive by the clubs downtown, stunt.

 

none of my friends have cars anymore, almost everybody has lost their license due to DUI, graffiti, or some other shit. no one drives anymore because they are scared to catch DUIs.

 

 

who else is out there...doing nothing

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Worked late, till 10:30 or so...now I'm at home and wishing I had a good and/or fun and/or interesting way to distract myself. But no one's around and I possess no controlled substances or interesting playthings. I'll probably go to sleep in a bit.

 

I wouldn't have responded, but since your status tells me you're online I figured I'd toss you something to read.

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damn at least u got some green...

i woke up at 4:30 which i found out it was raining...

saw a group of kids i had beef with while taking a walk...

surprisingly they asked if i could buy them a blunt...

came home and was suppose to go to a quince, then a party..

but my homie is being a faggot like usual...

smoked a blunt earlier..

watched "bomb the system" for the first time...

my high has been gone, its like 2:50 in the mournin

and im not doing a damn thing...

what ya'll up to?

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well i only drank 2 beers and im kind of buzzed

 

 

weird

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I envy that.

 

 

 

I havent got a buzz of 2 beers since I was a rookie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You fucking Rookie.

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Haha the brilliance of drinking alone sometimes you can catch a buzz from fuck all booze for somereason. I think it is due to boredom.

I was up til 10am then slept thru til 4pm. Fuck my sleeping pattern is getting worse. Now I am fiending for some food as I haven't eaten in nearly 24 hours. Shit.

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damn at least u got some green...

i woke up at 4:30 which i found out it was raining...

saw a group of kids i had beef with while taking a walk...

surprisingly they asked if i could buy them a blunt...

came home and was suppose to go to a quince, then a party..

but my homie is being a faggot like usual...

smoked a blunt earlier..

watched "bomb the system" for the first time...

my high has been gone, its like 2:50 in the mournin

and im not doing a damn thing...

what ya'll up to?

 

 

 

Wait wait... Let me get this straght...

 

You saw niggas you had beef with, then bought them a blunt???

 

And that don't make you a bitchmade faggot???

 

And what the fuck is a "quince"???

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how can you not like them?? You need to give reasons mate.

 

 

 

The shit just gives me a headache and makes me want to sleep it off.

 

Maybe it just has something to do with the fact that nomatter where I am in this country, nomatter what I do for a living, I have to hear the exact same songs from them played at the exact same times on the radio at work every single fucking day at the exact point that I'm crashing from my morning caffine high.

 

Or it could just be the fact that their songs would put a junkie on a meth binge to sleap.

 

Either way, they just make me feel sleepy as shit whenever i hear them.

Which is usually around 2 or 3 in the afternoon when sleepy shit is the last thing in the world I need to hear.

 

And I'm a "type A" personality.

 

So I no digs that sleepy shit.

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Wait wait... Let me get this straght...

 

You saw niggas you had beef with, then bought them a blunt???

 

And that don't make you a bitchmade faggot???

 

And what the fuck is a "quince"???

 

no i didnt buy them a blunt...

i had a brand new pack of grape swisher sweets on me..

i could of been nice and gave them one but no...

i never said i actually bought it for them...

plus the bag of weed they had was "litterally" the size of a dime...

maybe even a nickle if they were lucky...

i laughed at them inside...

 

 

and a quince is like a sweet 16... but for latinos and when the girl turns 15...

they do some bullshit at church then the chambelans (like 7 niggas or so),

and the damas (like 7 bitches or so), do some waltz then a surprise dance..

pictures here and there, dancing, old folks gettin drunk, yada yada yada....

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YEAH I BEEN TO ONE OF THOSE "quince" , I JUST COULDNT WAIT TO GET HER OUT THOESE CENTRAL AMERICAN PANITES. ON THE REAL SHE TASTED LIKE REALLY GOOD MEXICAN FOOD, OR MAYBE IT WAS THE EEE.

SO RADIO, YOU BUMP OLD ROCK OR EAZY LISTENIG AT WORK? BE HAPPY YOUR NOT IN KANSAS WHERE THEY ROCK THE GOOD OL' COUNTRY STATION...." I, REMEMBER WHEN CRACK WAS A CARCK, AND A HOE WAS A HOE"..REALLY ITS A SONG. NO LIE.

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no i didnt buy them a blunt...

i had a brand new pack of grape swisher sweets on me..

i could of been nice and gave them one but no...

i never said i actually bought it for them...

plus the bag of weed they had was "litterally" the size of a dime...

maybe even a nickle if they were lucky...

i laughed at them inside...

 

 

 

But you didn't smack bricks over their domes?

Instead you exchanged pleasantries?

And "swisher sweats".

Which somehow I doubt they even shared that blunt with you.

Did you really have beef?

If so you're fucked homie. That storry of how you gave them a blunt will bee all over your town tomorow.

You woulda at least gained respect taking them on and and getting stomped out in the end.

At least you woulda got the respect of taking on that crue on some dolo shit.

But instead you bitched out and GAVE them a blunt.

LMFAO!!!

You're done.

You're over.

Just thought you should know.

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SO RADIO, YOU BUMP OLD ROCK OR EAZY LISTENIG AT WORK? BE HAPPY YOUR NOT IN KANSAS WHERE THEY ROCK THE GOOD OL' COUNTRY STATION...." I, REMEMBER WHEN CRACK WAS A CARCK, AND A HOE WAS A HOE"..REALLY ITS A SONG. NO LIE.

 

 

 

Trust me when I say this... It's bad enough that I have to listen to the same 20+ year old "classic rock" songs on the same rotation as they were 20+ years ago...

But if I EVER found myself working a job where country music was on the radio I woud just say "fuck this shit" and walk off the site. Never to be seen or heard from again by them redneck douchebags.

Real talk.

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But you didn't smack bricks over their domes?

Instead you exchanged pleasantries?

And "swisher sweats".

Which somehow I doubt they even shared that blunt with you.

Did you really have beef?

If so you're fucked homie. That storry of how you gave them a blunt will bee all over your town tomorow.

You woulda at least gained respect taking them on and and getting stomped out in the end.

At least you woulda got the respect of taking on that crue on some dolo shit.

But instead you bitched out and GAVE them a blunt.

LMFAO!!!

You're done.

You're over.

Just thought you should know.

 

no nigga...

they came up n asked me "yo you thik you could buy us a blunt?"

at first i was gonna stick him in the grill till he put out his hand to shake it..

i said no and went on with my day...

and honestley i dont care for them or their dirt mcgirt ass weed...

last time i was around them they were trying to roll a blunt...

the weed looked like lawn clippings and plastic bushes that come in some of those toy

sets and they went through 3 blunts tryin to roll one....

plus they're nuthin but suburban thugs who think they're the shit but when it comes down

to it they swing their fists like a chicken running around with their head cut off...

so in the end... they asked, i said no, went home, smoked MY blunt, kicked back n relaxed...

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THATS JUST WATCHA DO AT A JOB. PUT UP WIT OTHERS SHIT. AND REALLY COUNTRY IS FUNNY SHIT, SMILE SO I DONT CRY TYPE SHIT. I LIKE TO LISTEN TO TALK RAIDO TILL THE THE OTHERES CHANGE THE SHIT FOR TALKING BOUT EATING PUSSY AT 8 AM.

 

There's really nothing funny about country music at all.

Unless they're playing David Allan Coe. He's funny as fuck.

But I seriously doubt they're playing him.

And I seriously doubt that there's anything funny about the shit you're talking about.

 

Bump David Allen Coe.

 

And listening to niggas talkin bout eating pussy at 8 AM.

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no nigga...

they came up n asked me "yo you thik you could buy us a blunt?"

at first i was gonna stick him in the grill till he put out his hand to shake it..

i said no and went on with my day...

and honestley i dont care for them or their dirt mcgirt ass weed...

last time i was around them they were trying to roll a blunt...

the weed looked like lawn clippings and plastic bushes that come in some of those toy

sets and they went through 3 blunts tryin to roll one....

plus they're nuthin but suburban thugs who think they're the shit but when it comes down

to it they swing their fists like a chicken running around with their head cut off...

so in the end... they asked, i said no, went home, smoked MY blunt, kicked back n relaxed...

 

 

But you claimed you had beef.

Where was that beef while yous were exchanging pleasantries and shaking hands?

I don't get it.

 

And if they're "suburban thugs" then what does that make you being as you bumped into them at your local 7-11???

Espescially since you claim to have beef with them but instead let them off with a handshake???

 

 

 

Just sayin.

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