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and really, what goes better with pizza than porn? i dunno about you guys, but when i eat some pizza, the next thing i do is look at porn

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"We can help you scratch that itch! If you're going solo tonight a single pizza will more than satisfy. Hooking up? Any of our 2 for 1 deals will give you the energy to make the night memorable. Manage a trois? You lucky dog! Better make those pizzas a threesome with our 3 for 1 deals. Make out party? Then it's time for an orgy of pizza. Call us to help you customize your orgy package. Into domination? Remember, you call the shots. Check out our topping list and we'll slave to satisfy you. Submissive? Let us make the decisions with our combination pizzas. We'll have you bound and gagged and begging for more. Remember, every delivery comes with a complimentary order of our hot, throbbing breadsticks."



That last line about the bread sticks, oh my god!! Who writes this shit??

And where does it say what prons get delivered?

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this shits in my city.


i see the cars drivin round lookin like a porno delivery service.

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