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well...it looks like have to go watch a fucking softball game tonight....

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apparently my girlfriend signed us up to go watch our friends softball game. the upside is its always good to spend time with the lady and we are taking a friends super-cool dog with us. the downside is I HAVE TO GO WATCH A SOFTBALL GAME. id would do something to pass the time like take photos for a photo thread or smoke joints and listen to post rock on my ipod but i dont want to bore you guys with a soft ball photo thread and i dont really like smoking pot.

 

ive never really watched softball but ive always thought of it as a shitty version of baseball and being that i hate baseball im not too stoked. how many innings do these things have. hopefully its only 4 or 5 but im probably just being overly positive for once.

 

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i wish it was tennis or track or something....trash x 13....softball is mad dikey.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

BEER is the answer my friend

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I get self conscious around soft ball chicks because they have super huge tough shoulders.

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Indeed brown bag it! This is what kingers were made for.

 

24oz or redneckedness...

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Guest R@ndomH3ro
I get self conscious around soft ball chicks because they have super huge tough shoulders.

 

 

HAHHAHHAHAHA

 

 

Eastbay and his big shoulders....

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BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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HAHHAHHAHAHA

 

 

Eastbay and his big shoulders....

 

You don't understand the difficulty of finding shirts that fit right...

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

HAHAHA your life is hard.

 

Maybe you should try to apply for a disability. then you can work from home like Homer

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Have you commited a crime recently? Check yes or No.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have clicked No. Which means you are lieing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A paddy wagon is on its way to pick you up.

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Last time I got arrested they took me in a paddy wagon instead of a squad car, shit sucked. Alone, couldn't see a damn thing, freezing ass cold.

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Last time I got arrested they took me in a paddy wagon instead of a squad car, shit sucked. Alone, couldn't see a damn thing, freezing ass cold.

 

I THROW A PADDYWAGON IN THE TRASH B.

 

AND YO I USED TO GO BLOW L'S AND DRINK HEINEKENS WITH SERO AND WATCH MY NIGGA OJ PLAY SOFTBALL IN PELHAM BAY PARK. SHIT WASNT THAT BORING. OR MAYBE I WAS JUST MAD HIGH AND DRUNK AND TRYING TO PIPE HIS WIFEYS LITTLE SISTER. YEAH PROLLY THAT.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

#4 is the only thing close to normal..I bet she gets all the dick.

 

 

and mostly from the other girls on the team!

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I THROW A PADDYWAGON IN THE TRASH B.

 

AND YO I USED TO GO BLOW L'S AND DRINK HEINEKENS WITH SERO AND WATCH MY NIGGA OJ PLAY SOFTBALL IN PELHAM BAY PARK. SHIT WASNT THAT BORING. OR MAYBE I WAS JUST MAD HIGH AND DRUNK AND TRYING TO PIPE HIS WIFEYS LITTLE SISTER. YEAH PROLLY THAT.

 

why arnt you on tv.

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you don't really like smoking pot?!

that's ridiculous.

i can't even think of something funny to say i'm so flabbergasted.

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I have once, when i was 12...drug free AB.

 

THIS NIGGAS A LIAR B, WE WAS ON FORDHAM BY MARION BLOWIN MAD DUST BLUNTS AND DRINKING STRAIGHT E&J OUT A CHINESE WONTON SOUP JUG. NIGGAS GOT SO HIGH MY DUDE TIPPED OVER THE ICEE CART AND START HUMPIN THE SHIT AND EATING COCONUT ICEES. TRUE STORY. THEN HE PUNCH THE MEXICAN NIGGA THAT WAS SELLIN THE ICEES AND STOLE MAD SHISHKABOBS FROM THE A-RAB DUDE.

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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

 

Yo picturing that brought tears to my eyes mero paints pictures with his words true story...

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so i didnt end up going due to cancellation. i got drunk off of heineken and murphys stout and ate pizza instead.

 

 

i have to tell you....way better.

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