boogie hands Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 apparently my girlfriend signed us up to go watch our friends softball game. the upside is its always good to spend time with the lady and we are taking a friends super-cool dog with us. the downside is I HAVE TO GO WATCH A SOFTBALL GAME. id would do something to pass the time like take photos for a photo thread or smoke joints and listen to post rock on my ipod but i dont want to bore you guys with a soft ball photo thread and i dont really like smoking pot. ive never really watched softball but ive always thought of it as a shitty version of baseball and being that i hate baseball im not too stoked. how many innings do these things have. hopefully its only 4 or 5 but im probably just being overly positive for once. i wish it was tennis or track or something....trash x 13....softball is mad dikey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 BEER is the answer my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I get self conscious around soft ball chicks because they have super huge tough shoulders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Indeed brown bag it! This is what kingers were made for. 24oz or redneckedness... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Hell yea! Get drunk man and then go. Or just drink there. Youll prob have alot more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 HELL YA ALCOHOL DUDES!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I get self conscious around soft ball chicks because they have super huge tough shoulders. HAHHAHHAHAHA Eastbay and his big shoulders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Drunk is the answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 HAHHAHHAHAHA Eastbay and his big shoulders.... You don't understand the difficulty of finding shirts that fit right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 HAHAHA your life is hard. Maybe you should try to apply for a disability. then you can work from home like Homer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ...and wear a mumu... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Have you commited a crime recently? Check yes or No. You have clicked No. Which means you are lieing. A paddy wagon is on its way to pick you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Last time I got arrested they took me in a paddy wagon instead of a squad car, shit sucked. Alone, couldn't see a damn thing, freezing ass cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Last time I got arrested they took me in a paddy wagon instead of a squad car, shit sucked. Alone, couldn't see a damn thing, freezing ass cold. I THROW A PADDYWAGON IN THE TRASH B. AND YO I USED TO GO BLOW L'S AND DRINK HEINEKENS WITH SERO AND WATCH MY NIGGA OJ PLAY SOFTBALL IN PELHAM BAY PARK. SHIT WASNT THAT BORING. OR MAYBE I WAS JUST MAD HIGH AND DRUNK AND TRYING TO PIPE HIS WIFEYS LITTLE SISTER. YEAH PROLLY THAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 those chicks are huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 #4 is the only thing close to normal..I bet she gets all the dick. and mostly from the other girls on the team! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I THROW A PADDYWAGON IN THE TRASH B. AND YO I USED TO GO BLOW L'S AND DRINK HEINEKENS WITH SERO AND WATCH MY NIGGA OJ PLAY SOFTBALL IN PELHAM BAY PARK. SHIT WASNT THAT BORING. OR MAYBE I WAS JUST MAD HIGH AND DRUNK AND TRYING TO PIPE HIS WIFEYS LITTLE SISTER. YEAH PROLLY THAT. why arnt you on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 you don't really like smoking pot?! that's ridiculous. i can't even think of something funny to say i'm so flabbergasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I've never smoked weed in my life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I have once, when i was 12...drug free AB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I have once, when i was 12...drug free AB. THIS NIGGAS A LIAR B, WE WAS ON FORDHAM BY MARION BLOWIN MAD DUST BLUNTS AND DRINKING STRAIGHT E&J OUT A CHINESE WONTON SOUP JUG. NIGGAS GOT SO HIGH MY DUDE TIPPED OVER THE ICEE CART AND START HUMPIN THE SHIT AND EATING COCONUT ICEES. TRUE STORY. THEN HE PUNCH THE MEXICAN NIGGA THAT WAS SELLIN THE ICEES AND STOLE MAD SHISHKABOBS FROM THE A-RAB DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Yo picturing that brought tears to my eyes mero paints pictures with his words true story... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokstar Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 A bag a UTZ pretzels A 6pack And my ipod tuned into The Mars Volta. ..I'd be good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted March 30, 2007 Author Share Posted March 30, 2007 so i didnt end up going due to cancellation. i got drunk off of heineken and murphys stout and ate pizza instead. i have to tell you....way better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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