DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 "YOU AINT CUZ YOU NOT" NIGGA I SLAPBOXED A GORILLA FOR A BUSTDOWN. I WIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I've held your mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I've held your mother :lol: :lol: OHHHHH!!!!!! THATS HARD!! GO TO THE STORE NIGGA!! YOU ON STORE DUTY B!! YOU GOT SLAYED!! GO GET ME A CAN OF HEINEKEN B DONT FORGET THE BAG!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Narnia Loc Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i've held a king cobra. Ive drinken a king cobra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I did this too really drunk at a party trying to be billy badass "fuck thish schoorpion, he aint boutta do sshhit to me" and showing people over and over by picking it up an holding it and dropping it back in its cage. I was blacked out, people told me about it. I felt really lucky nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esta613 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 man, that shit isn't tough. i was a camp councelor for three years, and every 5-12 year old kid that felt like it could hold one. the lizard dude would come to the YMCA and bring a tarantula a scorpion, some snakes and baby crocodiles, some turtles, and o whole wack of other shit. he assured us that the scorpions were not tampered with, and that their poison/venom gland was still in tact. fucking 5 year olds are "as tight" as you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 It looks like you got the limp wrist disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I used to save babies from scorpions by squirting shower gel on them. Im tighter because Im a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Vaj...what?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i let an earwig dig inside my peehole once then i removed him with tweezers 2 days later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esta613 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 thats rugged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I just got the goosepimples. earwigs. peeholes. ughhh... Scummy...I was a camp counselor like that esta dude. Difference is, I can spell counselor. I mean, I wasn't at a YMCA. There wasn't some lizard guy. This was out in the woods in the Hill country. Wild scorpions. Little girls scared. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 WAR HERO thats all I got to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i feasted on fresh zebra kill with lions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i feasted on fresh zebra kill with lions Make sure you get some shots...those zebras carry a lot of diseases Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Oh you did not. You are a phony... BIG PHONY!!!! http://youtube.com/watch?v=VVXFB-TsG2E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted March 29, 2007 Author Share Posted March 29, 2007 WAR HERO thats all I got to say bumps to me. thats in India to mahfuckers, not some ymca zoo bullshit. i be wrastelin all kindsa shit over there. bumps to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ive held a millipede and a tarantula..... was gonna hold the scorpion but the owner said hes been acting up lately. take a trip to slo county you can hold all the tatantulas you want for free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepthebeard Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r3ader Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 i let an earwig dig inside my peehole once then i removed him with tweezers 2 days later that sounds just a little uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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