Blaise Pascal Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I've reverte dbakc to my old ways of bvein a compleet scumbag to women The chick i fuckjec Friday, I have yet to return her phonecall This chicked I wa spsoisned to chill with the other night, picked her up today and after the dirnking commences she starts beggin me to fuck her, which I definately don't want to do (a friend of mine had fucked her before, and hes a grimey bastard). So IU promise to fuckj hegr after she tops me off, then bpromise not to nut in her mouyth....so after I nut in her mouth she expects the next step and I straight up twell her "Yo are you fuckin crazy? Cgris has been inside you, I wouldnt' fuck you for a million dollars" hahaha. Then to top it all off, when I dropped her off home she tried to hug me and I told her to get the fuck out y car Fuck bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Hahah, thats my man AyeBee!! You are back in the game son!! Team Alco whoop!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I've reverte dbakc to my old ways of bvein a compleet scumbag to women The chick i fuckjec Friday, I have yet to return her phonecall This chicked I wa spsoisned to chill with the other night, picked her up today and after the dirnking commences she starts beggin me to fuck her, which I definately don't want to do (a friend of mine had fucked her before, and hes a grimey bastard). So IU promise to fuckj hegr after she tops me off, then bpromise not to nut in her mouyth....so after I nut in her mouth she expects the next step and I straight up twell her "Yo are you fuckin crazy? Cgris has been inside you, I wouldnt' fuck you for a million dollars" hahaha. Then to top it all off, when I dropped her off home she tried to hug me and I told her to get the fuck out y car Fuck bitches. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 It's interesting It takes a while for alcohol to hit me all of a sudden like many minutes I don't get it, and now when it hits it's like BAM! kinda sucks kinda strange and here I thought I was building tolerance tricky tricky bhangra sounds pretty majestic under an influence makes me want to got back to balkan land and I just might that's all i got team alpo Alpo doesn't register quite as quickly as alco nahmean fuck I can't wait to get drunk friday happy belated hump day guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Yeah, Alpo is a stupid name. They should change it back. This cough is severely interupting my drinking time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'm experimenting right now. Taking a shot of Captain Morgan every 5 minutes. But after 4 shots I decided that 10 minute intervals would be better. I wat to see how much time this takes me to get drunk, I am now starting to feel a buzz. But at 12:42 am (PST) I shall be taking my 7th shot. I think I might go to 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 After the drama of the other thread in which your name was mentioned, I was thinking you would go the whole bottle. But anyway, keep us informed of the number of shots and the amount of time... We used to shoot shots of Turkey in between quarters of NBA Hangtime on the N64, with the clock speed turned right up to maximum. I dunno how quick those minutes ticked over, but after 4 or 5 games you were rather toasted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 12:42 is where it's at. Team Alco, I know you got my back. Holler. Edit, that's number 7. The drama is just that. Me and the 7 know what's up, it's everyone else that is having the problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 5+4=8 And that's the number of shots I'm on. * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Team Alco always has waiting arms for people in need. One day I plan on going thru this thread and reading what I wrote whilist I was in all kinds of fucked up moods/situations/dramas and I am going to have a shot and laugh about it. Keep on powering those shots down mate!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 shots of chaser or something or whatever the fuck they're called not my choice but fuck I didn't pay for it looking though craigslist because there's no better time yep still a creepy site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Mount Gay? Haha, dude that fits your negro ass perfectly. at 1:02AM (PST) I'll be at shot 9... Picture included. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 yeah i know incredibly right right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Okay problem... I have to finish shots but I'm running out of my coke chaser.... We have a box of Smirnoff Ice that no one (obviously) drank. Should I use that as a chaser for my Captain Morgan? Also i hate you EMO for not fulfulling my boredom needs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 shit happens i don't know what's pussy-er drinking smirnoff ice of drinking mount gay i'm going with the smirnoff since it has no proof tons of Poof though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I am not proud of it. But I just used Smirnoff Ice as a chaser. It was warm, and it was gross and lemony, but it did get the taste of Captain Morgans out of my mouth, it just replaced it with something gross and sugary. I'm starting to get fairly drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 Nice beard EBPH!! What size bottle is the smirnoff ice?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 12oz.... haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Dude it's just me here. okay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I don't know what to say... I'mgetting pretty buzzed. drunk... Whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I have stated 2 more. what num ber am I on? 12i think... 14 is a good number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Okay getting real y drunk... Word My dude cal led me. So I took teh pic with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quaranta-Due Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 okay 14 sho ts in less than 2 hours is too much No mo refor me... Drunks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 Hahah, thats my man AyeBee!! You are back in the game son!! Team Alco whoop!! I'm just really mad at women right now...the ex told me the other night she doesn't care about me, doesn't give a fuck what I do, or what happens to me, and that she doesn't love me anymore. I know she was only sayin shit to hurt me, but it worked Now the rest of the females will suffer haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted June 28, 2007 Author Share Posted June 28, 2007 You look rather fucked in that last pic EBPH!! Now this page is in the spirit of the thread!! I had to go and watch Transformers, and not get my drunk on, as that is tomorrow night for a chicks from uni's 26th. Should be rather eventful as a friend of hers I tapped a while back is gonna be there, and I know that she is gonna try to take drunken advantage of me. And fuck ex's AB, fuck em. People even get mad at me for mentioning mine, so from now on I don't have any exs anymore (unless some crazy bumps my thread from ages ago) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ViolentByDesign Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I almost quit my job today because these motherfuckers were pissing me off times 9000 and then to top it off I didn't even get to leave until like an hour and a half after I was supposed to. I am now chugging this whole bottle of Stoli and then..and then I'll probably black out. Hallah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 28, 2007 Share Posted June 28, 2007 I'm just really mad at women right now...the ex told me the other night she doesn't care about me, doesn't give a fuck what I do, or what happens to me, and that she doesn't love me anymore. I know she was only sayin shit to hurt me, but it worked Now the rest of the females will suffer haha Remember Ayebee it aint sex unless theres blood and always use protection... to cover all bases I bring the following... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Karkov striahgt yform the bottle + NyQuil + leftobver chinese= opne hell of a night/one rough morning Tonight is gunna be night 3 oif attempting to not call the ex, I'm doi pretty decent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 i got my promo posters back from my sponsorship people TEAM ALCO big letters at the bottomw ill post pics later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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