shameless self promotion Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Or ROOF? Austrian nails testicle to roof! An Austrian roofer who slipped on the job ended up nailing himself to the roof - through his wedding tackle. According to Ananova, 59-year-old August Voegl of Jennersdorf "shot the four-inch nail into his left testicle with the compressed air nail gun" and was thereafter "unable to extract it or pull himself away from the roof". It was left to emergency medics to separate Voegl from the building and, after being whisked to hospital by air ambulance, he's reportedly "recovering well" following surgery. ® Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 agh, god, i wish i never read that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Uh, makes my wedding tackle hurt just thinking about it. :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 hahahahaha "wedding tackle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 That would fucking hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Jesus. Man, why the hell do all these fucking screwball accidents only get reported by these Ananova folks? Tons of ridiculous shit like this must be happening in the world all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 the roo is slaying me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 these kinds of ridiculous stories always come from eastern Europe. I suspect that there is an eastern European journalist forum and they just concoct this shit to amuse themselves. The ones from asia are probably all true though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 wedding tackle. that's great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I tore off and dried in a house last weekend. Fortunately the wedding tackle survived unscathed... but I'll be using a nail gun for the shingles, wish me luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 Oh, and I totally thought this was gonna be about my boy Udo.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AOTPrep Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 austria not australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allnitediner Posted October 20, 2006 Share Posted October 20, 2006 my genitialia will be called wedding tackle from now on. strictly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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