Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Fellow oz'ers, I felt I needed to consult you with the recent news. Finally, I have gotten a letter from my college telling me the name of my room mate, and now I can email him I guess. I don't even really check my school appointed email, so he might not even get my email, but I wanted to at least try to contact him that way and figure out what kind of guy he is. What should I say? "Hello, my name is Issac Brock, I enjoy basketball, hardcore internet graffiti forumz, and enchiladas." Am I supposed to ask him if he has an xbox or something lame like that to bring to the room? Someone give me the 411. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Ask him if he likes..... pee in his butt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 ^^^ let that phrase die already it's like saying "eat my shorts man!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Hater ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 as for the roomate....shit, i dunno....i went to comm for two years before transfering so i didn't sweat dorm life. ask him if he is into japanese scat movies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Hater ^^ naw dude, on the real, that term has been done to death, exhausted, cliche', passe', over, fin, finito..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Tell him you like SS Germanazi S&M videos and love to blast EBM and Industrial music while you masterbate to crudly drawn pictures of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Just say Hi, and Im your new roomate.....discuss the room, key things you're bringing...then make up some shit about you have to go...lie and say you'll call them some other time I got my roomate's name and her phone number months ago. I go to school in 8 days...I called her about 4 days ago. Thats what I told her, minus the room shit. I am gonna call her back tho, today probably. Fucking awkward, I think I'm gonna hate her. Oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Whatever you do. NEVER and I mean NEVER give him the idea that you might be gay? NEVER give him any indication of this whatsoever. If you feel some of your behavior might be borderline be sure to be the first to call him a "fag." Do it often. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 e-mail him and ask if he's ok with your 3 gay lovers staying over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool Water Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Ask him if he likes..... pee in his butt LOL when i read the first post i saw your reply but only the top line and i said in my mind PEE IN HER BUTT and you did too. . . wowz0rs my day is so kool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Hahaha I really hate writing a letter, cause its like a one-sided conversation, I feel like I'm talking too much, you know? It's like "HEYYYY IM YOURE NEW ROOM MATE! HOW BOUT THOSE ROOMS, ARE YOU EXCITED? I SAW YOUR MAJOR IS PREDENTAL, THATS PRETTY CRAZY, I KNOW A GUY THAT IS GOING TO OUR SCHOOL IN THE PREDENTAL MAJOR, THATS COOL, COOL. SO DUDE, YOU GOTTA TV?? GOT AN XBOXX!?!?! AEWSTOEM DOODIO!@@!J!@@! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "age/sex/location/pic?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Make sure you guys lay out your expectations early for what is going to make for a comfortable envrionment for the both of you. it is really important to find the middle ground espc with regards to music, partying, study time, fucking time, etc.... good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Whatever you do. NEVER and I mean NEVER give him the idea that you might be gay? NEVER give him any indication of this whatsoever. If you feel some of your behavior might be borderline be sure to be the first to call him a "fag." Do it often. This is true!! I was just bowling with my friend the other day and he said he found out his room mates sport is figure skating!! And he's like "Should I be weirded out by this?" Cause man, he could be gay, and we don't have any problem with gay people, but it would surely be awkward to change and sleep and everything with a gay dude. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 sounds like a job for the 12oz destruction league Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "Hey, what's up. This is Isaac, your new roommate. You aren't talking shit, are you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Fuck an x-box...lame sauce. Ask him about microwaves, tvs, fridges, stereos...shit like that You're overthinking this. Dont be afraid to ask him about his hygiene and if he wants to color coordinate bed spreads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 yeah pee in the butt is so last week. punch to the neck is what up and happenin now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 I was being facetious, but whatever floats your boat. Gay roomate would be cool because he'd probably have lots of good looking women over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Fuck an x-box...lame sauce. Ask him about microwaves, tvs, fridges, stereos...shit like that You're overthinking this. Dont be afraid to ask him about his hygiene and if he wants to color coordinate bed spreads! Yeah, I don't actually care about xbox, it's just the stereotypical thing in my mind for like what's inside of the college dorm. I care more about this dude not being an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Seriously, challenge him to a fight via e-mail. See how he responds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 TO THE DEATH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouEstou Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 He's going to be an asshole. Its a safe assumption, especially if you are going to a big school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Seriously, challenge him to a fight via e-mail. See how he responds. This is the best advice that I have heard in this thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 Yeah, 26 that made me laugh out loud though. "Hey, I'm your new room mate, Issac. You aren't talking shit are you?" And then maybe if he doesn't respond by the next day, send another like, "Yo, tell me you aren't talking shit. You've got an hour to respond to this shit before bad things happen." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 "Hey man, it's me again. Don't even worry about it. I'm over it and moving on with my life. Whatever bro. -Isaac." Do it. Fucking do it, Isaac. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CORPORAL-PUNISHMENT Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 GET HIM INTERESTED IN TEH GRAFFITI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 inform him that for the entire duration that he is in your room, he'd better not let you catch him standing up peeing he should sit down when he pees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted August 11, 2006 Author Share Posted August 11, 2006 "Hey man, it's me again. Don't even worry about it. I'm over it and moving on with my life. Whatever bro. -Isaac." Do it. Fucking do it, Isaac. Please. Haha. I can just imagine how horrified he would be when he finally thought like "Hey, I haven't checked my school email in a while," and sees those three emails. He might reconsider staying in the dorms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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