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are you wearing boxers? i used to wear boxers. my balls used to hurt and i think it was from them hanging free. i wear boxer-briefs now because it keeps your balls "cupped" and keeps your package tight. that is all.

 

Them shits make you sterile . you're nuts are supposed to hang free so they can raise and lower with temp changes.

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i got tested for chlamydia one time when i was freaking out about my right ball hurting... it would pull up over the general shaft area when i ejaculated, and get really sore.

 

it wasn't that. i think maybe it was just a fluke, hasn't happened in a while.

 

That's normal homie. Everyones right nut pulls up when you bust one. I don't know about that pain shit though.

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Since we're on this retardo conversation' date='anyone have the neverending piss-drips? Like when you piss no matter how much you shake it and milk it it still drips down your shit? I do. I heard it's from paint fumes.[/quote']

 

thats why you kids should wear a respirator. the fumes fuck up your brain so bad, soon you wont be able to feel yourself piss or shit until you feel this warm, liquid sensation travelling down your leg.

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you have the case of the blueballs...

 

you might be a little too horny around the ladies, calm down and count to 10.. then rub one out.

 

youll feel better.

Yeh, this is probably it. A few weeks back I was doin shit with this girl, but we didn't fuck. I wake up the next morning with a crippling (literally) fuck-off pain in my balls. I couldn't do shit, and, true enough...I knocked one off and everything was ok again.

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thats why you kids should wear a respirator. the fumes fuck up your brain so bad' date=' soon you wont be able to feel yourself piss or shit until you feel this warm, liquid sensation travelling down your leg.[/quote']

 

 

yup...wear a respirator...i know a guy that was painting freights non stop for a while...like im talkin every night status...well anyways...he lost muscle control on one side of his face for a few weeks...half of his face was all droopy..

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paint fumes are no joke, i've told this anectdote before, but...

 

years ago i was painting and like a dumbass, somehow, i managed to spray directly into my face as i was breathing in. Well, later that night i was at a party, and i blacked out and had small seizure. Somehow nobody noticed, or they just thought i was drunk. Anyway, for months after that I had horribly painful heart palpatations. So painful they would literally bring me to my knees. Also, i would have muscle spasms on one side of my face. Horrible, use a resperator. And don't be retarded like me and spray your self in the face.

 

and, dust maskes do nothing.

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yeah so like for a few days my right nuts been hurting a little on off...i googled it and it said i might got some kind of infection in my sperm tube thing' date=' shit is mad gay i dont know how to get rid of it and mad people said they had this shit for like 2 years.. fuck[/quote']

 

Very sorry to hear about your balls. If had a problems like that, I'd probably go some place else to find out what is wrong if was that bad. I'd just beware of anyone that wants a pic so they can help you. For the record, I don't.

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