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Here's a lil tip for you Sooki... desperation = slutty.

Take a numba, your Asian sistas are already steppin up out here.

Well, I am glad I don't have to convice you that admiting that making out with her had anything to do with her race was not a good move. Next time be ready for that and say something like, "no, are just making out with me because you heard I had a big dick?" In all seriousness, this little story is another good illustration of why the plan that started of this thread was about as lame as they come. Never, ever, cop to be attracted to a race, especially Asians. They fear guys with yellow fever and in most cases they are just curious about other races. You can use this to your advantage, if you are smart. It can be a total buzzkill if you are not.

Word. Anyone who devises some complicated silly scheme for "courting" in a bar is one confused fuka. It's a waste of time. You can't teach balls but a good book on stand up comedy will open more doors for you than any of those tactics.

I'm totally deaf in my left ear. Why do you want to know anyway?

Stop and look around at your friends, I don't give a fuk where you live it's the same everywhere. You know a good many dawgs that will say anything to get pussy and once they do.. poof, they roll. Right? Right? Women never get over that shit, never. Even if it happens to their friends, they let it get into their head. There's a million other reasons that I don't have time to go into why women (prolly girls in your case) are insecure and need way more contact than dudes do but you and your fuk'd up horny az pecker happy friends need to take some credit for some of it. Let me tell what -your- problem is. You let it happen. That's right, you are letting it happen. You even managed let it piss you off enough to come in here and whine to a bunch of dudes who really don't give a fuk. Fuk that's sad. What do you want us to do? You want everyone to agree with you that women are crazy? Geeeeeezus. Here's what you do. Think this shit out before you do it because you only have one shot at it. You don't want the message to be that you don't care (even if you don't, she can't know this) about her need to hear your voice every five minutes. Sit down and write out the times that she and her friends call you all in one night... Go ahead pick a bad night like the one that put you in the whiny bitch mood you are in right now. 8:10pm, 8:12pm and so on. Now do the fuking obvious. Armed with that piece of paper, sit down with your girl and tell her a bunch of nice shit. Then do what you should have done instead of posting this shit in the first place. Tell her: 1. To respect that you need to have time to do your shit or just be alone. 2. Tell her to stop making you one of her girlfriends. You a dude and you need this. 3. Remind her that this is important to you feeling that she respects you and your space. 4. You might even tell her that the time that you do have together will be more quality. If you do this right, it will work. If you do it right and it doesn't work, then she's fuking crazy. Just run, don't turn around, just run. You'll soon have a fork in you. Pretty simple huh? You can put a nickel in the can on the way out the door.

does your pussy hurt clv?

I think you need to find someone who cares about this shit. You are trying to make money off street writers and sell them stuff right? People can find their shit on the internet, the last thing we need is pukes like you trying to turn a profit on us. Oh, sorry, I guess the last thing we need is pukes you trying to work your shit out on this board in front of us. Let me make this simple.. WE DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR SHITTY RAG

wuz their a dog in the room?

well jimbo..i wish my ability to write with my face didn't amaze you so much. so i blew the joke but i think the message was clear enough not to get you all puzzled and shit. bottom line....chicks of any race don't respond to the type of plan he was laying out. they want to persued directly. if you think a chick is cute, tell her with confidence and conviction right to her face and if she disses you you laugh at her and move on to the next one standing next to her. don't cook up wild schemes of sending all your friends around to tell them for you like that. it's a waste of time and you will feel like a whupped puppy when they all know you like them and still dont score. i don't know lense but if what all say about him is true it doesn't surprise me. confidence, balls, is the best tool for getting pussy. panda bear? i hate hairy chicks. yuck

Just a hunch but you don't get much pussy this kind of plan do you? This reminds me of a joke: A old wise bull stood on a cliff and looked down into the valley. Along side him appears this horny adolecent bull. Together they look down and see a valley full of unattended cows. The young bull sports wood instantly and starts yelling. "Hey! Let's run down there and fuck one of those cows. The old wise Bull just looked over but didn't not say anything. C'mon, let's go! Said the little bull. The old wise bull just shook his head. "What? You don't want to fuck?" No, I think it's a bad idea, "What? You think fucking is a good idea." No. "He said. Then what is your beef? I think we should walk down there and fuck them all." In short, grow some balls. Women want confidence not your friends sneaking around telling them that you think they are hot. Look them in the eye and tell them yourself.

weak.. tell yo hommies not the whole internet

he wuz a nazi?