Future Droid Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 just how slutty was she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 asian dudes drive really nice, expensive cars. i cant compete. what a disgraceful chink i am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 just how slutty was she? talking to me about sex within less than 5 minutes, telling me about how much she likes ecstacy and smoking pot, telling me about the girls she's hooked up with, wearing a really short skirt i was looking right up when she sat down. I got her number...the magic WILL happen.....like i said, patience and drugs my friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 alright, i got work to do.....I'll update in a few days on zee progress lens over and out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 run that railroad, chinese stylee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 talking to me about sex within less than 5 minutes, telling me about how much she likes ecstacy and smoking pot, telling me about the girls she's hooked up with, wearing a really short skirt i was looking right up when she sat down. I got her number...the magic WILL happen.....like i said, patience and drugs my friend wow ur golden strap up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 hahahaha. now thats on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 wearing a really short skirt i was looking right up when she sat down. .....like i said, patience and drugs my friend i salute you good sir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 10 bucks says Lens breaks down crying about his ex in front of her, she get's creeped out and leaves, he invites like 4 other girls over, the one that shows up is just a friend so she gets upset when Lens tries to do her, she leaves, and he ends up by himself on 12oz.... Again. Nah jk buddy. Goodluck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ha ha, I've been living off my severance pay for days now but anyway, tommorrow night i am taking my fifth grade crush out on a date.... "And yes, this whole situation tonight is not unlike some weird romantic comedy. Hair gel anyone?" Full report on how it went to follow You know you done fucked up don't ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 uhm.... that shit was right on the money... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ...teehehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 yeh... on another note.... whos line was this... "party at the mewwwntower!".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Yo I'm down for a "Beer Bust" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Yo I'm down for a "Beer Bust" you already know..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1988 Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Indeed I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ego maniac Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 specially when that jew guy, ya know, the one that got "punked" by the greaser, was in the backseat....everyones all 'what do you wanna do?, Iunno, what do you wanna do?...an with so much angst, says.... " I WANNA DANCEE!"..... also.. I hate the guy that wears those fucking overalls.... fag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 dazed and confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toggle Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 im dating my preschool girly... thats shits crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 Update... the date was thee magic...great ride out to berkeley, excellent dinner, nice walk aftwerwards... She told me all this stuff about the uber popular girls at my high school such as the time a big group of them all snorted E and got quite lesbian with one another (She didn't and locked herself in another room). She also gave me the downlow on a bunch of heads that became complete heroin addicts. brb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Where the hell have you been? To good for the ounce, Mr. MovingUp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 I was let go from my old job. I gave my boss my two week notice and two days later he just decided to pay me for the rest of the month and cash out my vacation days too. I was sent on my way with a $2300 check and an armload of office supplies. I have pretty limited computer access these days. I don't start my new job until the 10th Anyways, tonight I have the option of kicking it with the slutty asian from the cell phone place. Problem is.......fuck.........I'd have to go kick it with her at some goddamn rave party in SF. Odds are I'd get somewhere but oh kid.....having to deal with all that candy raver bullshit.....am i better off waiting to see her later on in the week? Survey is pointing to yes.....fellow 12ozers? whaddaya think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 Wait till later on in the week you dont want to run into hashiassin at the rave and have him bore you with the stories of all the drugs he has taken... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 23, 2006 Author Share Posted June 23, 2006 good idea....I will wait until later in the week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
makeithappennn Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 while your boyfriend's at home jerking off to fucking gay porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 tell her u got somethin real executive-ish to do that night and to give u a call when she leaves (= horny late night breezelle) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted June 23, 2006 Share Posted June 23, 2006 ^^^ chount cocula = brilliant mind Lens go with what he said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 24, 2006 Author Share Posted June 24, 2006 Update: I went by the venue last night to meet this girl....the door opens up and holeeee shit....awful raver music. They wanted $15 for a cover...."HA!" I spit into the wispy door mans face and take off. I had much more fun getting faded with members of 12oz on (blank) Street and spitting game at cute asian breezies. Drippy Krink tags and Miller High life makes a great combo. Oh, and a huge battle royale between 3 cadillacs full of clubs kids at a stop light on Van Ness at 2:30 am. Girls hitting guys, girls getting knocked the fuck out by dudes, pissed off afghan driver screaming at everyone, white guy getting beat down....all this while the signal changes suix times because the intersection was clogged by this epic fight. all in all, a good night all this and hip hop night with fifth grade crush tommorrow night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted June 24, 2006 Share Posted June 24, 2006 all in all sounds like life is good in the lens corner of the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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