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did you try like, waving, or saying "hey" or anything first?

 

 

CLINT FUCKING EASTWOOD

 

yeah. this is how it went.

 

me- "are you mad at me?"

vigilante- "Why do you have to do that?"

me- *hesitates* I don't havvve to...

vigilante- "APPARENTLY you DO"

me- "does it bother you really really bad sir...?"

vigilante- "YOURE DAMN RIGHT IT DOES

me- "it isnt your bridge..."

vigilante- MY TAX DOLLARS HAVE TO PAY TO CLEAN THAT SHIT UP

me- "I pay taxes too."

vigilante- "youre a fucking idiot. im calling the cops"

me- "i ammmm the cops..." *turns to face wall again*

 

then he just stands there a little and YELLS- if you dont stop i'll make you stop

 

and fuckin throws a rock at me with my back turned. so im like "hahaha dude wtf is the matter with you, you pussy. i will be done in a minute"

 

then he started getting in the water to come to my side of the creek, which was like rapids and shit. so im like fucking god damnit.

 

cuz like... this guys old... im pretty sure id beat an old man in a fight, so i thought he was probably carrying a revolver or some shit. i grabbed all the cans i could and rolled out yo.

 

i dunno if yall hear of that happening alot but yeah it was shwag.

crazy white people.

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So...you were painting(under a fucking bridge no less) and you addressed him as sir and asked if it bothered him? Come on buddy. I think you should just stay inside from now on if you can't even handle being a bridge troll. At least you could wash your pants further down river after getting safely away from an old man.

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