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ok, ok, ok...most of you have nice big cities, but do you have:

 

*legalized prostitution-brothels

*24 hr. gambling

*Lake Tahoe

*Awful Awfuls

*smoking indoors

*the ability to cash your check at 2 a.m.

*the ability to go to a decent restaurant at 2 a.m, mexican food, italian, chinese, whatever you like, besides denny's

*the ability to get alcohol 24 hrs. a day

*24 hr. strip clubs

*24 hr. bars/clubs

*24 hr. sluts

*24 hr. anything you can think of, anything you want at anytime

 

 

beat that

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Originally posted by sheROCK@Feb 24 2006, 12:32 AM

ok, ok, ok...most of you have nice big cities, but do you have:

 

*legalized prostitution-brothels - no, but if you go to Hunts Point, you're set.

*24 hr. gambling - yes.

*Lake Tahoe - East River

*Awful Awfuls - Everywhere I look

*smoking indoors - I dont smoke.

*the ability to cash your check at 2 a.m. - Yes, then buy liquor and condoms.

*the ability to go to a decent restaurant at 2 a.m, mexican food, italian, chinese, whatever you like, besides denny's - Easy.

*the ability to get alcohol 24 hrs. a day - It's the hood.

*24 hr. strip clubs - no. But we have ribs served in strip clubs.

*24 hr. bars/clubs - yes

*24 hr. sluts - Im pretty sure every place has 24 hour sluts.

*24 hr. anything you can think of, anything you want at anytime - yes. including that piff

 

 

beat that

 

Sandwiches + chips and juice for $2.50 basically makes me happy about my spot.

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Originally posted by dobsilla+Feb 23 2006, 08:56 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dobsilla - Feb 23 2006, 08:56 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Sparoism@Feb 24 2006, 03:36 AM

Oakland, CA

 

Let's see....

 

1) Tower of Power.

2) Too Short.

3) Zachary's Pizza, Fenton's Creamery for dessert, Great Wall for Chinese food.

4) If you're white, it's as good as a free pass w/the cops.

5) Great cycling/hiking.

6) The Bay and Lake Merritt to look at...Lake Anza and Lake Temescal to swim in.

7) Dive bars galore (I'm partial to the Kingfish pub and its 7 foot ceiling- smallest pub in Oakland).

8) East Oakland for the Mexican food and 99 cent stores.

9) Compared to SF, the rent is a steal (two bedroom apartment for a grand).

 

10) Urban Ore- it's the best junkyard/reuse center in the Bay Area.

 

dude how are you goin to forget fat slice, lanesplitter, easy racks, liquor til 2 everynight in every store, the dopest chill painting spot in all of cali, and that shitty resaraunt that is shut down by cca that you can chill at and get wasted.

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Kicked out of Lanesplitters (LOOOOOOOOONG story) so I don't support them.

 

Fat Slice is $2.50 a pop for cheese slices. There's a better place downtown...some hole in the wall with great cheese slices for $2 on 17th and Harrison...I'll take you there someday, maybe.

 

The Free Shopping Network is definitely in effect. My bad.

 

I've lived here for my whole life, so I take the 2 a.m. thing for granted.

 

Where's this spot you speak of? Let me know via myspace, and I'll confirm it. Yes, getting over here is pretty easy, though.

 

That CCA spot doesn't ring a bell....let me know about that, too.

 

I forgot that there's a store here that sells Garvey AND Marsh plus some other shit I like, too. Can't beat that.

 

And, THE SIDESHOWS.....WHUT.

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Originally posted by BEEFEATER+Feb 23 2006, 09:39 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BEEFEATER - Feb 23 2006, 09:39 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-sheROCK@Feb 24 2006, 12:32 AM

ok, ok, ok...most of you have nice big cities, but do you have:

 

*legalized prostitution-brothels - no, but if you go to Hunts Point, you're set.

*24 hr. gambling - yes.

*Lake Tahoe - East River

*Awful Awfuls - Everywhere I look

*smoking indoors - I dont smoke.

*the ability to cash your check at 2 a.m. - Yes, then buy liquor and condoms.

*the ability to go to a decent restaurant at 2 a.m, mexican food, italian, chinese, whatever you like, besides denny's - Easy.

*the ability to get alcohol 24 hrs. a day - It's the hood.

*24 hr. strip clubs - no. But we have ribs served in strip clubs.

*24 hr. bars/clubs - yes

*24 hr. sluts - Im pretty sure every place has 24 hour sluts.

*24 hr. anything you can think of, anything you want at anytime - yes. including that piff

 

 

beat that

 

Sandwiches + chips and juice for $2.50 basically makes me happy about my spot.

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yeah, well you can get two hot dogs and a beer for $2

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Originally posted by sheROCK@Feb 23 2006, 10:37 PM

so what's the street in your area with the prostitutes and meth/crank/shit/ass/stank?

 

mine's 4th street

 

meth=the whole goddamn city

crank/shit/ass/stank/prostitutes=broadway!!.....oh and Martin Luther King Blvd....but every city has a Martin Luther King Blvd.....and they all ghetto ass streets...everyone of them....shit i got lost in Miami and ended up on Martin Luther King blvd....knew i was in the ghetto soon as i saw the sign...im sure he'd be proud that ghetto ass streets are named after him..

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