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TED NUGENT

Only in my City!

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I Don’t know if a thread like this has ever been done but I thought it would be cool if people named their city posted up a skyline shot and listed a few things that your city offers that others don't

 

CHICAGO Chicago-Skyline.gif

 

1.The deep dish pizza, its what everybody thinks but i couldn't live without it

2.Patronage ,This city is corrupt as fuck its all about who you know...jobs come your way court cases go away....i know other citys are corrupt but chicago has a mayor till they die then the son takes over its a monarchy

3.its flat and laid out in a grid,you can't get lost here

4.That second city mentality.it keeps the city really humble and that says alot for a city our size

5.fresh water beaches,we are in the middle of the country and we have nice beaches right dtown

6.The loop smells like Chocolate most days!

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it sure didnt smell like chocolate downtown today..

 

 

but i do agree. I would murder many an old lady for some deep dish pizza.

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we've got "the mouse ear south" "the mouse ear north"

"the mouse ear west" and i'm guessing a "mouse ear east"

not sure, though.

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Originally posted by -Rage-@Feb 23 2006, 11:22 PM

We have Cheesesteaks.

 

Beat that.

 

 

strip clubs beat cheesteaks any time.

 

ok, strip clubs are like cheesesteaks.

 

 

 

 

ok, fuck it. i lose.

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well WE have the highest murder rate.

 

beat that!

 

 

*edit. we also have retarded people like me who dont proofread

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im sorry but the south is really fuckin wack.

 

not to talk shit or whatever, but i honestly don't know what you guys do after 10pm, because everything is closed.

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Originally posted by ^ . ^@Feb 23 2006, 11:29 PM

im sorry but the south is really fuckin wack.

 

not to talk shit or whatever, but i honestly don't know what you guys do after 10pm, because everything is closed.

 

 

haha. i usually sit on the front porch with my shotgun and shoot at "them gays" or critters that walk into my chicken pen.

 

 

:haha:

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Well. Lets see. I work about 2 blocks from this:

 

humphreys_courthouse.jpg

 

As I searched through some google images i found this girl that just got fired from my job:

 

newberry_chelsea.jpg

 

We have snitches

people that run their mouth too much

corrupt court system

the majority of people here live off the government

 

valley01.jpg

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Guest Sparoism

Oakland, CA

 

Let's see....

 

1) Tower of Power.

2) Too Short.

3) Zachary's Pizza, Fenton's Creamery for dessert, Great Wall for Chinese food.

4) If you're white, it's as good as a free pass w/the cops.

5) Great cycling/hiking.

6) The Bay and Lake Merritt to look at...Lake Anza and Lake Temescal to swim in.

7) Dive bars galore (I'm partial to the Kingfish pub and its 7 foot ceiling- smallest pub in Oakland).

8) East Oakland for the Mexican food and 99 cent stores.

9) Compared to SF, the rent is a steal (two bedroom apartment for a grand).

10) Urban Ore- it's the best junkyard/reuse center in the Bay Area.

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Feb 23 2006, 11:34 PM

Im from the bay where we hyfey and go dumb, from the soil where the rappers be getting their lingo from.

 

 

you live in uganda?

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