Guest -40 trooper Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 might be time to log off the internet a lil bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted December 8, 2005 Share Posted December 8, 2005 banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoB Hope ONER Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I would have to get stoned to get where this is coming from.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Wonk Saggin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 One of my fillings just popped out...... .....shit oh, well, i heard that if you kill a prostitute...chop her up woods+deep hole+lime (the powdery white stuff, not the fruit jackass) voila, no more body! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Ha ha, dinner with OJ...I can only imagine "Sit down, enjoy some fresh carved turkey and please, take a biscuit. Would you care for some NICOLE-slaw?" :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Dec 9 2005, 12:22 AM Ha ha, dinner with OJ...I can only imagine "Sit down, enjoy some fresh carved turkey and please, take a biscuit. Would you care for some NICOLE-slaw?" :haha: Quoted post :rolleyes: , jk, breaking balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 a nigga can't live nothing down..sheesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 i like oj he was even nice enough to offer a reward for the real killers, cmon now is that class or is that class? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Anybody ever watch Forensic Files? That show is the real deal investigations, not this CSI drama stuff. Coincidently I've seen some CSI episodes based on episodes of Forensic Files. As for killing a person today, buy a Honda civic which is the most common car and run someone down in the middle of the night. Hitchhikers make great targets, then after a night of killings take the car into the bush and light on fire or take it to a junkyard and give the guy a case of beer and he'll crush the car for you. :huh2: <This emoticon best describes the above statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Make the person into barbeque and feed it to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Terrible Rage Against the Machine song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loopdeloop Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 just kill some one and burn the body u kno what they always say "no body no case" u cant prove the persons dead if theres no body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by dowmagik@Dec 8 2005, 08:10 AM i hear jesus used to merk kids for loaves of bread. Quoted post This made me laugh out loud. Don't know why. Timing was right. Good job you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by loopdeloop@Dec 9 2005, 03:51 AM just kill some one and burn the body u kno what they always say "no body no case" u cant prove the persons dead if theres no body. Quoted post Nah, the ashes of the body. I think... I dunno. Fuck science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLIKBITCH Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by Yellow Feets+Dec 9 2005, 04:04 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Yellow Feets - Dec 9 2005, 04:04 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-loopdeloop@Dec 9 2005, 03:51 AM just kill some one and burn the body u kno what they always say "no body no case" u cant prove the persons dead if theres no body. Quoted post Nah, the ashes of the body. I think... I dunno. Fuck science. Quoted post [/b] what you do is cut the body up, and burn each bit seperatly, even for some reason they found traces of the body in one fire, isnt enough evidence to take it to court, if someone needs to be disposed of, then thats they way it be... im talking shit :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by Gat:Bush+Dec 8 2005, 11:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Gat:Bush - Dec 8 2005, 11:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by SpyD@Dec 8 2005, 04:17 PM <!--QuoteBegin-FunTimePartyTeam@Dec 8 2005, 03:50 PM Have you seen that episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents where this woman kills her husband by hitting him with a leg of ham. Then the cops come and she tells them she was cooking dinner and the man fell down the stairs (or something) and then proceeds to feed the ham to the cops that were interviewing her. Awesome. Quoted post that's Gangsta. It would have been more gangsta if she chopped him up and then fed him to the cops. Quoted post there was a tales from the crypt episode with a similar story to that. Tales From the Crypt used to scare the bajesus outta me. Quoted post [/b] i remember reading a short story with the plot back in secondary school for some exam. apparntly its a really old story b a classic author whose name has escaped me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 Originally posted by Yellow Feets@Dec 9 2005, 04:04 AM I dunno. Fuck science. Quoted post haha..I think this about sums up channel zero's attitude when it comes to things like this.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted December 9, 2005 Share Posted December 9, 2005 I knew OJ was into swine. That picture just brings the whole thing full circle for me. If you want to dispose of someone (I got this off of forensic files) you should get a grease gun, and fill their orfices (sp?) with flammable grease, then douse the body in gasoline. Then put it in a barrel and transport to a secluded place down by the river, burn it in the barrel, make sure it doesn't go out. It should burn for about 7 hours because the grease won't extinguish. Then throw the barrel with the remains in the river. Just don't bring your new girlfriend to watch while you sodomize your wifes body and then burn it. Also, don't burn it right next to a tree where the ashes will get caught up. Word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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