GnomeToys Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Keep in mind, Mr. Kilo, that the defendant isn't actually whining, because as he explained in his post, he doesn't give a fuck about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 You mean you saw boobs? Sweet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted September 18, 2005 Share Posted September 18, 2005 Christ that was the worst story ever. Here. Let me share with you. There was this girl i was kinda talkin to about a year and a half ago. I ended up not dating her and getting with this other girl. These 2 girls were worst enemies and i told girl one to 'fuck off' and never talk to me again to keep drama at an all time minimum. To make a year long story fit into one paragraph, i broke up with my girl, talked to girl one for the first time in 1 1/2 years, said "Im sorry" and fucked her last night. I havent used a condom in years so i was having problems. I ended up just jerkin off onto her tits. It was great. HOLLER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 HA 12OZ PORN THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 on my way to work this morning i saw nothing exciting, spoke to nobody, and nearly fell asleep on the train. needless to say, it was more exciting than robothruster's story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 So check this out... One time I was hanging out with this girl and a bunch of stuff happened where this guy was giving me looks and stuff. Like kung fu looks and shit and we were eating ice cream together on the beach. Then I looked down at my ice cream and thought "vanilla" and that was like totally like that other thread I saw in this place where this girl got her face melted off and had mittens for hands. Mittens are cool because they're like what happens when a palm swallows a fist and pukes up elbow-skin. Speaking of elbow skin, I was at the casino the other night and I saw this dude with a feally square face. It was so square that it resembled something that is sqaure. This dude's nose was so flat that when he was born all the cartilidge in his face got together and went 'First one to the mouth wins!'. But seriously this girl I know wanted to show me her boobs once and I think I saw a boob, when she was showing me her boobs. Because she was showing me her boobs. Boobs are cool, especially when you see them because seeing boobs is cool. Ex girlfriends are the opposite of cool when they do things that you don't like so like I said something that had something to do with not liking her and she was all "Smalltalk that girls make". It was like, "whatever". You guys remember how Brittney Murphy used to be all dumpy and Seattle looking back in the clueless days and now she's all hot and stuff? It was like a showdown in a kung-fu movie where Tiger Woods plays Fifty Cent doing his best MF Grimm impressionistic movements are bullshit because have you ever heard of minimalism? It's like the act of doing that which is the opposite to what I'm doing now including all sorts of poopdicky details detailing a situation that which lacks detail and really has no place existing in the first place as nothing of significance was observed except for that fact that someone spoke. I saw it happen so I know it took place and when something takes place the last thing you want to do is first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Sep 18 2005, 06:59 PM on my way to work this morning i saw nothing exciting, spoke to nobody, and nearly fell asleep on the train. needless to say, it was more exciting than robothruster's story Quoted post :hatred: :hatred: BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN :hatred: :hatred: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 19, 2005 Share Posted September 19, 2005 yes, robo. i expected more of you. at least actually seeing tits. and it didnt seem like you were very rude to her. remember: its not rude unless she ends up crying. everyone elses stories were great though. mhmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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