test pattern Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 brown recluses like old wood and shit. they're really common down here in texas. i doubt you'll have any trouble with 'em in NY unless you're near a wooded area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 holy shit i saw a bron recluse 2 nights ago i guess.. i hate spiders and was thinking about killing it.... but then for some odd reason i decided to let it go cuz it was so big.. shit i think i screwed myslef huh? FUCK that thing is gonna kill me now... motherfucker only had 7 legs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jul 24 2005, 04:51 PM ...." I spotted an evil beast plotting my demise from afar... Quoted post sig? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Holy shit those brown recluse pictures are crazy. I killed many a spider today with my hammer and flat bar, fuck yeah doods. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Were the spiders your brother put on your face alive when he did that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 here in new orleans we have alot of brown recluses,i fuckin cant stand em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I got bitten by a nasty spider when I was on the porch at a downtown bar. I was sick for three days, vomitting and what not. At first I thought I was just hungover. I went to the doctor after three days and the conversation went something like this: Doctor: So...what bit you? Me: Some kind of spider I guess. Doctor: I'll say. And today is the first time you've seen a doctor for this? This happened 3 days ago? Me: Yeah... Doctor: That's a large amount of necrosis (my flesh was dying in an expanding circular shape) on your arm to just ignore. Me: Yeah.. I started to worry once the flesh just kept dying rather than healing. Doctor: Well... I guess better late then never. *The End* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 26 2005, 12:24 AM Were the spiders your brother put on your face alive when he did that? Quoted post yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by __ __ __ __+Jul 25 2005, 11:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (__ __ __ __ - Jul 25 2005, 11:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-synaps@Jul 24 2005, 04:51 PM ...." I spotted an evil beast plotting my demise from afar... Quoted post sig? Quoted post [/b] it's quite possible Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeezurSalad Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by CIPHER_one@Jul 25 2005, 03:35 AM fuck...where in georgia... Quoted post Augusta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by synaps+Jul 26 2005, 12:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (synaps - Jul 26 2005, 12:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Jul 26 2005, 12:24 AM Were the spiders your brother put on your face alive when he did that? Quoted post yes Quoted post [/b] Wow, that is truly fucked up sir. Did you ever pull some shit on him too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 i killed a spider last night in my bathroom. he was massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1+Jul 26 2005, 03:45 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ODS-1 - Jul 26 2005, 03:45 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by synaps@Jul 26 2005, 12:54 AM <!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Jul 26 2005, 12:24 AM Were the spiders your brother put on your face alive when he did that? Quoted post yes Quoted post Wow, that is truly fucked up sir. Did you ever pull some shit on him too? Quoted post [/b] in order for this story to work, i would have to try explain to you how badly my brother fucked my head up as a kid. i was his step brother, his life was great... then i came along. he did everything he could to make my life hell. from spiders, to ghosts, to beating the fuck out of me. as a kid and even till recently, there was nothing i could do. without going into some deep family axion... all i can say is that at the end of the day, my fear of certain things aside, i came out the better man, unfortunate as that may be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 i did pull a few tricks on him, though. my brother had this thing about scaring me with ghosts. my mum knew about it, but my step dad didnt give a shit. after many years of me waking up in the middle of the night, pissing my bed, my mum thought it was enough and decided it was my time to fuck him up a bit. for about 6 months straight, my brother would run around taking every picture off the wall, flipping it inside out and back to front on the ground. in the mornings he would say the ghosts did it. needless to say it fucked my head up. after a while, my mum and i got together after lightsout and would go around the house putting the pictures back on the wall. denying it if it were ever brought up. after a while, my brother got spooked by it all and spotted his shit but thats just a story from the reel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Jul 24 2005, 09:59 PM this thread sort of creeps me out. when im in here, i move my hands and feet closer to my body, and i think my throat sort of tightens up. Quoted post Me as well. I hate spiders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 SPIDA KILLA 4 LIFE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 "an evil beast" haha, ya dude spiders are shitty, cool creatures, but they creep me out. give the sons of bitches a restraining order, that'll teach em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by __ __ __ __@Jul 25 2005, 11:43 PM holy shit i saw a bron recluse 2 nights ago i guess.. i hate spiders and was thinking about killing it.... but then for some odd reason i decided to let it go cuz it was so big.. shit i think i screwed myslef huh? FUCK that thing is gonna kill me now... motherfucker only had 7 legs... Quoted post brown recluses do not get larger than half the size of a dime Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havoc Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ive always hated spiders and i kill em whenever i see them. but i think my fear all started when i was a little kid and we were cleaning out this cutty ass old metal shed in our backyard and all of the sudden i looked down and on my chest there was this fucked up big ass shiny black spider. i totally flipped the fuck out and ive never liked em since. i remember a few yards back i was at summer camp and we were canoeing on this lake and we were fucking around palying chicken and out canoe ran up on a rock and got stuck. and there was a branch hanging over the rock and one of theese fucked fell in the boat. i almost hopped into the water. smashed teh fucker instead. the other night when me and another guy were heading to the yard we were at a stoplight and there was a fucking big orange spider on his headrest and i smashed it. fuck arachnids. some of them do look really neat though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 Once a long time ago me and family were canoeing on this rainy ass day, and for some reason we got off on this little island thing, and when we looked down that shit was COVERED with big ass spiders. And some lady just knocked on my door and asked for a glass of milk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 27 2005, 12:02 AM And some lady just knocked on my door and asked for a glass of milk... Quoted post did she at least give it a little tug for encouragement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 We caught a brown recluse the other day at a photo studio. We kept it in a jar and then completely forgot about it. I bet some assistant pissed himself a few days later while cleaning up. I used to have two huge fucking scorpions that we would put on the chests of people who passed out at our parties. Their reactions when they woke up were priceless. Oh, and spiders are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 i like spiders. even the big ones that make the funny zigzag in the middle of the web. this thread just plays on my horror movie strings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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