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i hate driving too

especially in the western suburbs

i just want to get out of my car and attack them sometimes

i remember growing up in hamilton hills

at least i knew my neighbours there

i went over to meet my new ones the other day

and they didnt even want to know me

stuck up bastards

i feel like taking the hood ornaments off their bwm and rolls and make myslef a necklace

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

Pet Show

 

One day my dad came home and said there was going to be a big pet show in our town. "That's brief!" I said. "I'm sure battlecat will win." battlecat is our pet dog. She is really smart. She can do lots of tricks. She's very good at shaking arm and jumping through dirty magazines. Her favorite food is chips. It's the only thing she'll eat.

 

On the day of the pet show, I got up early and washed battlecat and tied her favorite skinny leg jeans around her neck. She looked fast.

 

I couldn't believe all the pets at the show. On one side of us there was a big cat. On the other side was a chinese poodle. At that point the judges came by. We showed them how battlecat can balance a Steve on her penis. The judges were very impressed.

 

At the end of the day, the first prize went to a big weasel with red stripes. But battlecat got a white ribbon for being the most shitty dog at the show.

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i almost masturbated to that avril lavigne video and then i realized i was in public.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm joking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i did masturbate to that video. twice

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i'm bored and eating codeine.

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once.. but that was years ago and he never called back

 

 

wow. well if that isn't creepy.....

 

 

cave diving, you wankster, not shrimping.

 

 

there's a cave near my buddies house

it's got a date inscribed in a wall, "1814"

and a name. don't know it off hand.

 

i'm considering doing some exploring

since the cave in question is in the woods

and not publicly known.

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.. ya uh i knew.....

 

 

 

 

are you going by yourself or with a friend?

never gone exploring in a natural cave but did alot of manmade tunnels and such.

 

 

hopefully my buddy will want to go. otherwise, i trust no one else around here.

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I went on a school camp at a cave in Yallingup back in the day.

Abseiled 60m down into the fucker then spent the next hour or more (I can't remember that far back at the moment) going thru the cave.

it was fun, and there were some tight spots, even though it was a public cave.

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Casek,

 

Send me codeine I'm almost out.

 

Thanks.

 

Send it in a cute teddy bear.

 

I used to know this kid that was full of life and happy all the time.

He smiled and laughed alot and liked to make other people do the same.

Now he's addicted to painkillers and it has sucked the life right out of him.

He's grouchy all the time and fights with everyone he knows.

Its really very sad.

I'd hate to see that happen to anyone else.

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I used to know this kid that was full of life and happy all the time.

He smiled and laughed alot and liked to make other people do the same.

Now he's addicted to painkillers and it has sucked the life right out of him.

He's grouchy all the time and fights with everyone he knows.

Its really very sad.

I'd hate to see that happen to anyone else.

 

i'm fine. i just like to take breaks from reality every once in awhile.

and actually, i'm working today, i just don't have any pressure on me

at the moment.

 

that is why tech rocks.

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You quoted yourself.

 

I'm not addicted. My fucking knee has been killing me lately, and I'm not gonna get it operated on. The weather has been weird today and yesterday, and my shoulder is super stiff.

 

Pain killers work. I need some.

 

Please Casek?!

 

I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!!!!!

 

Not for the pain killers or anything, just because it's a nice thing to do.

 

On another note. I drove all the way out to Union City for my interview, just to have the dude call me when I get there saying he's super busy, and he'll meet me at the one by my house to make up for it.

 

Dope, I drove 30 minutes just to get here for you to tell me I could of slept in and drove 5 minutes instead.

 

Awesome. I'm SO going to let my friends steal tons of booze just for this...

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haha, you wouldn't like atuss.

 

as for the sucking my dick part, uh...i'll pass.

 

i might send you a package.

 

drop me a line. where'd your myspace page go?

i just looked and didn't see ya.

 

 

 

VAJ: it's nice that you care. thank you.

i really haven't got an addictive personality.

if i felt myself getting addicted, i'd stop.

 

 

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