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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

ya kno... i dont really like nas that much... i hate god and

everybody aside from my grandparents that believe in it.

Nevertheless War is crazy track... The beat is right. Good cadence.

strong flow. I can listen to it over and over and over.

 

i went to the gym tonite for the first time in a while. A new gym

I been wanting to join and get back in shape but didnt want to

deal with the new years resolutionists... its in a

highschool but its really new and nice and alot cheaper... Plus a

pool and a really nice jacuzzi that they seem to care for impeccibly(sp)

 

There were alot of 16-18 year old highschool girls all over the place.

Now i'm like 25 and already feelin Ol Dirty up in this bitch but that didnt

stop me for a second from getting on the treadmill right behind

a flock of em on the elliptical machine... i stayed on that shit for like

20 minutes hypnotized by barely legal varsity soccer ass cheeks going

back and forth... back and forth. A couple of em gave me

the im young, impressionable, and sick of highschool boys second look.

The devil on my shoulder keeps reminding me that they probably have

trouble getting their hands on alcohol. Nevertheless im reasonable

enough to realize that girls my age piss me off enough and still wouldnt

light a match to how annoying a 18 year old would be. Secondly... with my

luck she would really be 16 and lie about her age until the condom broke

and the pregnancy test results were in. That being said i think im going to

schedule my work outs with the varsity soccer team and just get my scumbag on.

Theres plenty of women my age there too... I dont want one for keeps but i

dont mind looking.

Now on to how big a pussy i am. Im sore. I burned off like 400 calories on the

cardio machines. I was lifting 70 lbs... i must look like such a bitch. Oh well...

ya gotta start somewhere

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and i doubt anybody will read that shit. ch0

has became like a log for me

i basically just rattle off the shit thats going

on. Its probably not the best place to do it

but i like lookin at the fr8 threads and i

hate myspace so it goes here

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Good stuff isor.

I am also your age, but damn straight I still appreciate some young poon, especially one's in those little gym shorts, or tights.

 

I have to get back to the gym, but yeah, you have to start somewhere. I found if you do alot of reps at a light weight for a while (2 to 3 months) then if you have a training partner you can then just do a huge jump in weight and it doesn't seem all that hard. If you start heavy, you will most likely injure yourself and won't be able to train.

 

I can't understand why people at the gym just bulk up by doing all weights with no cardio. It's the cardio training that helps you the most, as it cuts you up and lets your bedroom stamina improve. Plus if you bulk up too much it actually makes your dick appear smaller (even Arnie has admitted this), as that is one part of your body you cannot make larger with training. Think about it....

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dude... when im the next columbia cartel im going to

have a stable of attack midgets. Ill keep em enslaved

on the product and give them knives... if a rival druglord

tries to nut up they going to get chopped to shit by my

attack midget fiends.

That and tigers and llamas. Llamas with guns

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dude... when im the next columbia cartel im going to

have a stable of attack midgets. Ill keep em enslaved

on the product and give them knives... if a rival druglord

tries to nut up they going to get chopped to shit by my

attack midget fiends.

That and tigers and llamas. Llamas with guns

 

 

what about robot midgets riding robot llamas?

now that would get your respect.

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