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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

18 tops maybe 17 if she lied to me but knowing that they were 15 is just plain gross.

Plus I cant relate.

I'm talking about travelling, bars, APR on credit cards.

These bitches were talking about last weeks English10 assignment.

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Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread

 

for a long time ive struggled to understand why the current president

is such a shitbird. Im beginning to think that its extremely simple and

not complicated at all. Dude has got to be tiny in the pants. I mean

commander and chief of a halfinch. I bet he had to jerk it with tweezers

collect the demon seed and have it shot into the first lady with a

eyedropper in order to reproduce. And considering the way they birds

look he shouldnt have gone through the trouble. Kinda like that short

guy that lifts weights to get big

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once there is grass on the pitch its playable...

 

if they are old enough to pull them up, they are old enough to pull them down..

 

if theyre old enough to cross the street, theyre old enough to get banged

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I've had a really bad headache today and nothing has worked. Then I thought, hey maybe its one of those lack-of-caffeine headaches. I took one drink of some tea and it was instantly gone. weird...

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I've had a really bad headache today and nothing has worked. Then I thought, hey maybe its one of those lack-of-caffeine headaches. I took one drink of some tea and it was instantly gone. weird...

 

Caffeine fixes all of life's problems; thats why.

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i just found out my boys girl was serious when she wanted to have a 3 some with us.

 

since i dont fuck with dude anymore shes been asking around for other people.

 

money is down with this too cus hes THAT whipped.

 

what a fucked up relationship.

 

ROFL.

 

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that new vaseline intesive care lotion commercial, with all of the little moving hands that are supposed to represent dry skin, makes me really fucking sick to my stomach.

 

I don't know what it is.

 

it's horrible

 

hahahahahahahahahaahaahaha, this is the best thing i have read all day. wow. hahaha

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