GnomeToys Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Not really. AIM RANDOM v1: GnomeToys: TURBOFART xxxxxxxxxx: hell yeah GnomeToys: word GnomeToys: i'm drunk xxxxxxxxxx: a couple minutes ago, i was like, what the fuck is that smell? xxxxxxxxxx: then i remembered i farted GnomeToys: i came up with an awesome name for a band last year GnomeToys: DOUBLE SUPERFINE MEGADOUCHE xxxxxxxxxx: haha xxxxxxxxxx: can you rock? GnomeToys: I can scream uncontrollably GnomeToys: and drink heavily GnomeToys: so yes xxxxxxxxxx: hahaha xxxxxxxxxx: anal cunt, dude xxxxxxxxxx: bitch ain't got no respect GnomeToys: word GnomeToys: did I ever show you THE ULTIMATE WILDSTYLE GRAFFPIECETAGGING GUIDE FOR BEGINNERS that I posted on 12ozprophet? xxxxxxxxxx: hahaha xxxxxxxxxx: yeah GnomeToys: IT'S MEGA BAD xxxxxxxxxx: gimme the url for that, my friend was talking about starting a magazine or some shit called 'negro enthusiast' GnomeToys: I GRAFFPIECE LIKE A TAGKING, YO xxxxxxxxxx: icy hot stuntaz!!! GnomeToys: STRAIGHT UP xxxxxxxxxx: i love white teenagers who think they're hardcore gangsta rappers because they sit around 'keystyling' GnomeToys: MAD BITCHES BE FLOCKIN' TA THIS COCK, NIGGZ xxxxxxxxxx: word GnomeToys: I BE ALL LIKE, YO GnomeToys: AND THEY BE LIKE GnomeToys: DAAAAMN GnomeToys: AND I BE LIKE GnomeToys: HEY GnomeToys: THEN THEY BE FUCKIN ME GnomeToys: CUZ I A PLAYA LIKE THAT, SSSSOOOOHN xxxxxxxxxx: sheeeeiiiittt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 SuperSmorker: FOR YOU SuperSmorker: http://www.bmezine.com/service/samples/nullohigh/nipple.jpg GnomeToys: so goddamn hot Auto response from SuperSmorker: I'm probably here GnomeToys wants to directly connect. SuperSmorker: fuckin a GnomeToys: connect GnomeToys: it isn't assporn this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chance Em Redy Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Wtf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 28, 2004 Author Share Posted December 28, 2004 SuperSmorker: lol SuperSmorker: hey, you're a funny little fella GnomeToys: haha GnomeToys: that show is goddamn fantastic GnomeToys: it gives me a raging zeus-style hardon at some times SuperSmorker: not surprising SuperSmorker: heh its on right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 imma post up some stupid convos''''''now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 rip gnarly: when did they leave? 00000000000: this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 As if I already didn't wake up pissed off enough today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 ^^ haha. I don't know exactly what I was thinking was going to be in here...but for some reason I feel like I got the short end of the stick. I want my money back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 ^^^ you actually paid money for this ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 rip gnarly: do you want to have some fun? rip gnarly: do you want to ride the lollercoaster? ****: not particularly ****: =-O rip gnarly: hhahahahaha, okay>:o ****: haha ****: maybe ****: i just fear falling off that is all rip gnarly: if you fall off of the lollercoaster rip gnarly: you will rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 I feel better now that I got a big ass Chupa Pop. which, by the way...is not a sucker. :haha: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2004 Share Posted December 28, 2004 says you pilgrim! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 that picture got me real close to puking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 GnomeToys: asian women give me venereal diseases GnomeToys: this is also true Geekette08: I do not! despondentdespot: we Japanese have tiny penis, You American have large penis Fourthisto: ::looks in pants:: nope, both of mine are normal sized. VincentATL: um....Asianhobo - are you male or female ? GnomeToys: HAHAH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 On the ever-enjoyable subject of the faceless baby: xxxxxxx: holy fucking shit GnomeToys: yes GnomeToys: strange, isn't it xxxxxxx: oh my god xxxxxxx: this iss fuckedu p GnomeToys: Yep GnomeToys: fan-fucking-tastic xxxxxxx: it looks like a puppet or something, like she isnt real GnomeToys: i know GnomeToys: it's MUTANT DOLLBABY 2004 xxxxxxx: hahahah GnomeToys: when that kid gets older GnomeToys: she's totally going to be in a porno xxxxxxx: HAHAHA GnomeToys: they're going to bang her between the bulging eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666@Dec 28 2004, 06:13 PM As if I already didn't wake up pissed off enough today. Quoted post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 xxxxxxxxx: Turn Offs: ppl that do drugs bad ppl bad!!!! (-_-) GnomeToys: that turns me off too GnomeToys: that's why I have to think about other people when I fuck myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Winslow. Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 TURBO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 haha,your a fool gnome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 I didn't know I had one, but what about it? Your sentence fragment is killing me. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you woke up tomorrow with a vagina, what would be the first thing you shoved up it? GnomeToys: oh god GnomeToys: this is gonna take a minute GnomeToys: will I still have my cock too? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: yes, but it would be half the size it is now GnomeToys: hmm GnomeToys: so only 20 feet xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: give or take 20 feet GnomeToys: i might have to go with a full wine bottle with the cork off GnomeToys: then shake it up and replace the cork GnomeToys: and wait for my roommates to drink it xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: heh, gross GnomeToys: then laugh hysterically at them GnomeToys: but I do that with my ass all the time xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I did that with my asshole last year... GnomeToys: so something else... xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: great minds think alike, it would seem GnomeToys: yes GnomeToys: i know GnomeToys: I'd put the internet in it GnomeToys: Shove the whole fucking internet in there xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: thats gonna hurt GnomeToys: probably GnomeToys: hmm GnomeToys: My friend seth indicates that he'd just fist himself instantly xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: so fast that its more of a reflexive action rather than a concious choice? GnomeToys: conscious choice, he's saying he'd want to warm it up first GnomeToys: can't just lick your hand and shove it up there xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: ignore my spelling errors as best you can, I'm progressively getting more and more stoned xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I dunno man xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: if you were hardcore xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: .... GnomeToys: i dunno GnomeToys: you wouldn't want to tear your new vagina the first day xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: its called breaking it in GnomeToys: and another question: Would the vagina be a virgin vagina or a dirty old donkey-fucking mexican whore vagina? xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: oh virgin, all the way GnomeToys: sweet GnomeToys: see I wouldn't fist it then xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: it would look like the plump vagina of an 8 year old girl GnomeToys: I'd get a series of fruits and vegetables, each with larger diameters than the last GnomeToys: 30 seconds in the microwave, some lube GnomeToys: and there you have how I would spend the rest of my years xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: until you managed a trip to the sex shop GnomeToys: right xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: or rather, an sex toy web site GnomeToys: in a year I would have progressed to a 12hp razorcock xxxxxxxxxxxxxx: I think my roommate just got home GnomeToys: ask him the question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbivore Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Originally posted by fermentor666+Dec 28 2004, 11:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Dec 28 2004, 11:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fermentor666@Dec 28 2004, 06:13 PM As if I already didn't wake up pissed off enough today. Quoted post Quoted post [/b] and yet you returned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 "Oh I can't look this is ridiculous." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 "This is oficer meatbeef. my butter maker is broke. i need back up very fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 xxxxxxx: gg mr college dropout GnomeToys: I'm going to inject my ejaculate into your tear duct with a 10 gauge needle now. xxxxxxx: good luck getting past my adamantium-reinforced geordi la forge visor GnomeToys: I'll just inseminate an egg with it then GnomeToys: and Inject it into your testicle GnomeToys: so your fucking nut gets pregnant GnomeToys: fucker GnomeToys: ;-) xxxxxxxx: shit xxxxxxxx: then I will train my testicle spawn to kill you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 xxx: would you kill a stranger for $10,000? GnomeToys: it depends on how ugly they were xxx: yah have to choose before you learn anything about them GnomeToys: i guess so then GnomeToys: lots of people are pretty ugly xxx: OH WAIT IT WAS YOUR MOM xxx: oooohhhh GnomeToys: ah well xxx: hows that for a twist GnomeToys: she's a robot anyway GnomeToys: HOW THE HELL IS MY MOM A STRANGER xxx: she's changed a lot in the past couple weeks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 hahahaha boysfirsttime ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted December 30, 2004 Author Share Posted December 30, 2004 ppppppppp: i got this sequence i wanna show you ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: ppppppppp: in that order GnomeToys: just another bombtrack GnomeToys: it needs fucking rage against the machine in the background ppppppppp: hahah GnomeToys: so i can picture each one of those white people screaming like a black woman to the images ppppppppp: hahahha ppppppppp: yeah, that sounds pretty close to my vision Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted December 30, 2004 Share Posted December 30, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.