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I work at safeway as a service clerk, it is an aleternate

reality, where each minute feels like an hour, all my

coworkers are handicapped and cant do the simplest

of tasks. I'm the only one thats not full on retarded so

I feel obliged to do everything, everyday is a

nightmare, every till calls for me every 10 seconds,

even though they know there is only one of me, their

piercing stares jab at my fragile ego, with cold dead

eyes and a permanent fake smile the cashiers ask the

customers how their day is going, and they say "thats

good" before the customer can reply.

My job reminds me of the myth of Sisyphus, only

instead of pushing a boulder up a hill for all eternity, I

push shopping carts, collect shopping baskets, and tie

up and put away bags of empty cans that are no doubt

riddled with hobo disease.

All of this for the almighty dollar, trading in my

eighteenth year for 10.25 an hour, maybe I'll just take

out a student loan and go to university.

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