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Fuck american beer and american policy. Fuck your failing dollar and your shitty grammar. Fuck your president, fuck his wife. Fuck your war, fuck your cars, fuck your ignorance, but most of all:

 

FUCK YOU!

 

 

...that is all

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Originally posted by hyrax

Fuck american beer and american policy. Fuck your failing dollar and your shitty grammar. Fuck your president, fuck his wife. Fuck your war, fuck your cars, fuck your ignorance, but most of all:

 

FUCK YOU!

 

 

...that is all

 

fuck our ignorance?

 

ur the one being ignorant...

 

now is a good time to use this quote...

 

 

TONGUE MY BALLS!

 

...that is all

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Originally posted by Europe

Uh, "Canada to hold referendum" - Can't talk now Marge, gotta read this...

 

The letter Ø is part of our alphabet, along with Æ and Å... We got 28 letters in ours... And keyboards to match...

 

thats the coolest part of my telephone, i have the funny scandinavian letters on it. the ae thing is cool. having someone explain how to say them is cool too.

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Originally posted by Krook

fuck our ignorance?

 

ur the one being ignorant...

 

now is a good time to use this quote...

 

 

 

 

...that is all

 

I'm sorry, how am I being ignorant? Please enlighten me

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for one your judging all americans when u don't even know 1% of our population...

 

i only agree with u on ur presidential views cuz i hate him too...

 

but u pretty much hate everything about "us" without even knowing the half of it

 

other than that i have no problem...

 

:dazed:

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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

 

"How'd you die?" the first man asks the second.

 

"I froze to death," says the second.

 

"That's awful," says the first man.

 

"How does it feel to freeze to death?"

 

"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, how did you die?"

http://www.jokes2000.com/pics/illustrations/9113.gif'> "I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."

 

The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.

 

"What do you mean?" asks the first man.

 

"If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."

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