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JoeyLawrence

I feel wierd when I pee now.

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Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener.

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Her beauty must success less prove

For this heart is stronger charms

Feeble, feeble arms and hurtless dart

She will not in war prevail

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it's not envy, it's awe... I mean, as small as girls tell me yuor dick is, it's STILL exponentially bigger than the fish's entire body, so, you got that goin for you...

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Guest willy.wonka

it may be scared of it...

next time, just scream at the fish and piss in the bowl.

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by PopGunWar

Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener.

 

haha, you wish...:lol:

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Guest 455
Originally posted by PopGunWar

Because there is this fish in a little fishbowl on the counter in one of the bathrooms and it looks at me with envy when i pee. im afraid its gonna hop out and land on my wiener.

 

 

Jesus Christ....man,you got some problems you need to deal with...tell em to someone who cares.I don't.....

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Guest imported_Europe

First there was something about peeing...

Then a fish came along...

And some carps too...

A cartoon had shown up before though...

Suddenly there were 5 golden butts...

And in the end a sweet little kitten popped up but got substituted by a conrete gorilla...

 

12oz up to date report...

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Guest ZoSe

Re: Re: I feel wierd when I pee now.

 

Originally posted by 455

Jesus Christ....man,you got some problems you need to deal with...tell em to someone who cares.I don't.....

 

and yet cared enough to respond.

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Guest socrates

It's like having the dog in the room when you're having sex

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Guest imported_Europe
Originally posted by socrates

It's like having the dog in the room when you're having sex

 

:D

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